I would love to see Canada dump the monarchy, but realistically it’s just not going to happen because changing the constitution is extremely difficult. The reason why we cannot simply dump the monarchy is the same as why we cannot reform the goddamn Senate, it’s just too much work getting all the provinces to agree to…

I hope there’s an Andorian, Denobulan, or other non-Vulcan crew member.

If we’re using time machines, Jeremy Irons circa 1995, when he was in Die Hard with a Vengeance.

Alberta would probably try to extend the right to vote to barrels of oil and head of cattle.

As much as I would love to see Canada finally dump the monarchy, I know deep down that it is extremely unlikely to happen because changing the constitution is just too much work and too divisive to attempt (the last time we tried it nearly tore the country apart).

It is rather funny to hear William say his family isn’t racist when just his own grandfather has given us so many wonderfully-offensive examples over the years.

Nah, Piers Morgan probably already has a new job lined up with Andrew Neil’s new right-wing GB News network.

Mitsubishi #3 sticks out to me as well.

1. He will always be the wheel chair kid in Degrassi to me.

I don’t know anyone who seriously calls Toronto “the six,” and if/when they do it’s almost always said in a mocking sort of way, like we’re making fun of Wheelchair Jimmy.

Might as well go full Duster and call it a Screaming Firehawk

what the hell did Prince Philip do during the Cold War that is of any note?

It also generates tourism dollars.

His uncle, Louis Mountbatten, was also a suspected pedo, and a couple of his sisters were Nazi sympathizers.

Imagine if Piers Morgan actually got that worked up about the Grenfell Tower fire, or the Tories fucking over the poor for the last decade.

With the cesspool of British media out there, he’ll find a new platform in the not too distant future.

They think the Mercedes G Wagon is the ultimate vehicle when we all know which car is always the answer

Better idea? Dump Chrysler, re-badge them all as Plymouths (saving money on re-using the in-stock little P’s and O’s)?

Kate will withstand anything to stay married (if this is what it’s like)

I remember watching Six Feet Under years ago and that finale did me in too.