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I wouldn’t trust those robots.  They’re probably increasing/decreasing the panel gaps by a few millimetres every couple of cars and giggling amongst themselves when we don’t notice. All just to fuck with us.

The video was recorded at a Circle-K in Furuset just outside of Oslo, Norway, and I’ll be honest: I had no idea Circle-K existed outside of Texas.

When will we find out the driver of the car was Pastor Maldonado?

Put that thing in a Trabi.

Glue is NOT a hair care product.

The real crime here is that I can only star this once.

1st Gear: Call me when Nissan decides to make something daring or interesting again. I think they’re going to be locked into the “printing money with boring SUV’s” plan for the foreseeable future, or at least until they’re back on solid ground again.

Mercedes leaving would suck, but I would understand it if they did. Audi and Porsche leaving WEC after dominating come to mind.

I honestly hadn’t even considered Mercedes possibly quitting F1, but I always sorta figured Hamilton would retire after beating Schumi’s record. Even with all the championships, fame and other accolades, I suppose lapping everyone but your teammate and Max most GP weekends can get boring after a while.

Sending crappy poopwater for the UP sounds like a solid trade to me.

Neutral: Move his company’s HQ to a secret volcano lair? Shave his head and appear in every video carrying a white cat? Reveal that Tesla’s quest for dominance of the EV market also involves an intricate plan in which one day all Tesla vehicles on the road imprison and hold their owners for ransom?

taH pagh taHbe’!

My favourite Shakespeare-quoting Klingon. 

God forbid anyone challenge the national founding myths, eh? Now I’m a little morbidly curious what these inbred GOPers think of the history of Native Americans and their experiences in America.

I sure hope he’s alive long enough in the movie for a few Malcolm Tucker-esque lines.

That “Keep Georgia Red” sign should really feature a hammer and sickle or the visage of Marx. Damn GOP stealing what should be a top-notch slogan of the Proletariat.

Or as my (Canadian) college roommate used to call her - “that rat-faced Canuck”.

and they’ve been leaning really hard into the “hardcore Catholicism meets Soviet Bloc authoritarianism” thing lately.

The Canadian and Oshawa resident in me says McLaughlin Motor Car Company. Just bring ‘em back to build “made in Canada” whatevers in Oshawa, on GM platforms. Today the company’s history seems to be more associated with their mansion in Oshawa that’s a popular TV and movie filming location.