The real crime here is that I can only star this once.

1st Gear: Call me when Nissan decides to make something daring or interesting again. I think they’re going to be locked into the “printing money with boring SUV’s” plan for the foreseeable future, or at least until they’re back on solid ground again.

Mercedes leaving would suck, but I would understand it if they did. Audi and Porsche leaving WEC after dominating come to mind.

I honestly hadn’t even considered Mercedes possibly quitting F1, but I always sorta figured Hamilton would retire after beating Schumi’s record. Even with all the championships, fame and other accolades, I suppose lapping everyone but your teammate and Max most GP weekends can get boring after a while.

Sending crappy poopwater for the UP sounds like a solid trade to me.

Neutral: Move his company’s HQ to a secret volcano lair? Shave his head and appear in every video carrying a white cat? Reveal that Tesla’s quest for dominance of the EV market also involves an intricate plan in which one day all Tesla vehicles on the road imprison and hold their owners for ransom?

taH pagh taHbe’!

My favourite Shakespeare-quoting Klingon. 

God forbid anyone challenge the national founding myths, eh? Now I’m a little morbidly curious what these inbred GOPers think of the history of Native Americans and their experiences in America.

That “Keep Georgia Red” sign should really feature a hammer and sickle or the visage of Marx. Damn GOP stealing what should be a top-notch slogan of the Proletariat.

Or as my (Canadian) college roommate used to call her - “that rat-faced Canuck”.

and they’ve been leaning really hard into the “hardcore Catholicism meets Soviet Bloc authoritarianism” thing lately.

The Canadian and Oshawa resident in me says McLaughlin Motor Car Company. Just bring ‘em back to build “made in Canada” whatevers in Oshawa, on GM platforms. Today the company’s history seems to be more associated with their mansion in Oshawa that’s a popular TV and movie filming location. 

I’m pretty sure such a merger of spirits would either summon the Antichrist and the end of times, or be the beginning of second Enlightenment.

Whichever religions confuse the Evangelicals, Republicans, and Fox News the most.

Jacques Villeneuve.

But some of this shit is just too strange to attribute to meat-based people.

Are we sure these are all real people? Or is someone paying a troll farm in Bangladesh to pump out pro-Tesla propaganda?

Putting Chrysler out of its misery seems like it’s a long overdue mercy. They can slap a Dodge badge on the Pacific and Voyager and no one would bat an eye. RAM could also get rolled back into Dodge, I’m sure I’m not the only person who still refers to them as a “Dodge Rams.”  Jeep is probably safe.