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1) The Jalopnik list of cars that died in 2021 will be longer than the 2020 list.

With the exception of the ancient Dodge Grand Caravan and Dodge Journey, they’re all cars.

I think they’re closer to being knock-offs of EVE from WALL-E

the actor was diagnosed with ALS in 2018 and began using a wheelchair himself last year before publicly revealing his diagnosis in early 2020.

Save yourself the trouble and eat cardboard instead. And oat milk is not milk. It’s just oat extract, water, and coloring. (Maybe some sugar for flavor). But not milk.

5nd Gear: This shitshow is all Boris’ fault and I hope he gets kicked to the curb like yesterday’s trash

The guy who manages the building in which I live drives a Gladiator. It seems to haul less tools and gear than the Transit Connect he used to drive, but I guess he’s happy that he’s driving a big truck like a big boy.

The floating shoe.  The ghost of the driver is still behind the wheel, wearing the shoe.

Tesla mechanics be like:

Christmas with the bare minimum amount of time spent with actual family, while also not having to share delicious Christmas food (or booze) with extra mouths?

Tiny bit disappointed... I was hoping just a little to find out that the guy had smuggled Scotty’s ashes into space via a condom stuffed up their butt. Drug mule-style

Plenty of those “But it’s Christmas!” idiots north of the border too.

I think the first Wonder Woman movie was better, but still I thought it was an entertaining watch.

Doug Jones’ real face is really odd to me.

Honestly, I’d have probably been a lot more psyched if it were Ezra, and not Luke, but I think I’d have preferred it to be a completely new Jedi, maybe some old, Ben Kenobi “retired” Jedi coming out of hiding to save a youngling. 

People like to think that Canada is less racist than the US, and if you leave Natives out it probably is. But ask any Native and they’ll tell you Canada is still racist as fuck.

Thank you for making my day.

He sounded familiar. 

There must be some kind of informal rule at Starfleet wherein every officer must overcome a hijacking at least once in their careers in order to gain promotion up the chain of command.

Oh no, the Orion Syndicate Emerald Chain has taken over the Discovery!