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5th gear: As for us North Americans who enjoy train travel...

At least now it seems like this guy will be able to get some sleep.

Neutral: Oh, wiper blades. Every time I replace them I feel like I’m standing around staring at them for 5-10 minutes before remembering to re-learn via Google/YouTube how to do it all over again.

You know what? Why not! Take something old and make it absurd.

Dear Mississippi,

Do consumers even want fun anymore?

Tories pushing frivolous expenditures to boost their image while simultaneously pushing austerity on the average Brit? I’m shocked! Shocked!

Agreed.  I thought their breakup was really handled well, it would have been too easy to make Kite Man a jerk in that situation but I too am glad they didn’t go that route.

Rest in peace, Postal Jeep.

Garage your cars for a while and lobby the local government to heavily salt the roads for a few years. That ought to take care of any pre-1997 trucks in your area.

Never rub another man’s rhubarb!

Maybe they can build a new network one from the soon-to-be former Mitsubishi dealer network?

Alas, poor Yaris! I knew him, Horatio, a subcompact of infinite jest, of most excellent fancy. He hath borne me on his back a thousand times, and now, how abhorred in my imagination it is!

If an SUV or CUV has sliding doors, is it still an SUV/CUV or is it a sportier/compactier minivan? Just curious, where are we drawing the lines here?

Probe. 

Neutral: I figure if the buses/trains are empty, it’s probably the safest and cleanest time to take them. Put on a mask, wipe down some hand holds, etc and we’re good to go.

I hear you. There are many interesting Russian figures from that era, like Sturmer and Protopopov, but I get it, Rasputin is more of a household name and easily works as a villainous figure.

I wish my dad had a car he should have held on to. My father didn’t get his driver’s license until he was nearly 30 and my older brother was born, but prior to that had his motorcycle license and a few cheap bikes.

I see it and think of strawberries.