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Your story reminds me of my parents at my father’s mother’s funeral about two months ago. My parents had been separated for nearly six years until my dad finally granted my mom the divorce earlier this year because his bossy new girlfriend told him to (previously my dad firmly on the “I’ll never grant her a divorce”

Neutral: Where do I start? Oh, right:

The 300ZX was 90's kid me’s dream car.  I’m a soft NP on this one for the work it needs, but damn do I love the look of these magnificent beasts.

#2 works better in a time before Shane MacGowan got his teeth fixed.

Shit, Cadillac should just come out with a line of golf carts.

Cadillac needs embrace the aging Boomer demographic. Make everything a CUV or SUV with commercials highlighting how easy it is for old, obese people to get in/out of the car and just enough technology (rearview and blind spot cameras) so the driver doesn’t have to strain themselves by looking over their shoulders or

What!?!?! The Blue Jays pitching coach died?

Stretched Volvo station wagon?

Ferengi men trust Ferengi women enough to have them pre-chew their food for them.

I know we’re talking Mazdas, but my morning brain is reading that as: “is it better to buy a North Dakota or a North America, a New Brunswick, and a North Carolina.”

Buchholz also famously loaded up on sunscreen and rosin on his arms when Dirk Hayhurt and Jack Morris accused him of cheating, which was funny because the roof was closed for that start.

Probably while doing a heck of a lot less work than you as well.

You’re off by a single letter... Bring back Group C!

And they’d still find a way to lose.

NYCFC, the SS Lazio of MLS.

These, and any vehicle that comes in a Harley-Davidson edition.

Or maybe just go back to a non-juiced baseball?

He’s an older man who already has immense power. He just wants the cool toy that he can brag about to the other world leaders.

How very convenient...