And fuck those fucking fucks who voted them in.

Fuck those fucking fucks who voted for this.

Lady people of different races too! Crazytown! Maybe one of them will be queer, that’d be BANANAS (and awesome).

A CAST FULL OF LADY PEOPLE????????? What will Hollywood think of next!

Yep — I’m perfectly happy to use they/them/their, but I’m not calling anyone xe/xem/xyr. Sorry, not sorry.

That’s OK! Not everyone has to like the same things!

Then get on board with paid maternity and paternity leave and universal healthcare, as well as education funding and social services.Oh, and livable wages so that people don’t have to use food stamps and other kinds of government assistance.

So like ... can I have maternity leave? Affordable prenatal care? Any treatment for my battered lady-bits after birth? Help with childcare? (My parents live very, very far away and I really like what I do for a living.) Will my daughters be able to get jobs where they won’t be harassed by their employers, or is their…

So it doesn’t matter if you’re white and vote Democrat, pro choice candidates?

Any old school internetters remember the Extra Petite/Stylish Petite copycat drama? Now that was fun. Same shit, different platform.

The s’mores ones were pretty good.

Sounds like a bowl would be better for your Oreo cereal... Then again, maybe you were one of the few who ate Oreo-o’s

You’re lucky. I have super-fine, straight hair that becomes greasy and clumps together if I don’t shampoo it daily. And before one of the BRO YOU DON’T REALLY NEED TO WASH YOUR HAIR people chime in, I’ve done week-long camping trips and such where I actually haven’t washed it for 7 days straight, and it only becomes…

Part of me thinks this ‘health matter’ could just be a cover for Singer laying low ahead of even more damning harassment/assault allegations.

I always laugh when people depict “girls days” as going to the spa and drinking cucumber-infused water and eating a salad. Girl days for me and almost everyone I know are something much more creaturey—tho, to be fair, not fit to be seen on a screen.

On another note, Jezebel you kids are lighting up the world with this shit. Congratulations. I hope you never stop reporting this shit. This is a day for US. I was overjoyed when I read this, because I can hope some day it stops for me too. Love. ❤️ Cheers.

Two years out of college I lived in a cottage with my best friend and, during the rare evenings we weren’t both working, we watched a lot of Hallmark Channel movies while dipping Teddy Grahams in Funfetti. Just thinking about it gives me a headache now, but what I’m trying to say is that there is a time and a place…

I can’t believe there’s no mention of the worst Christmas song ever - “Christmas Shoes.”

I went to a Tilted Kilt once without knowing what it was too! I felt kind of awkward and their food sucked. It went out of business like a year later and was replaced with a much better bar.

Yeah, upon reaching the end of this list, my immediate response was WHERE'S THE EXPLETIVE SAAG PANEER (chunks of creamy paneer cheese in an orgasmic spinach sauce, for those of you that are sad enough not to know that already). I realize this article is mostly about distinguishing between the [Indian culinary…