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Am I remembering incorrectly, or was there a delia’s store in some suburban malls? I keep remembering there being one -but now I can’t remember if I’m remembering wrong and getting the catalog confused with something else.

People are celebrating in my office (medium-ish size law office). It’s awk. My department is very much not. 

Getting married in 9 (!!!) days. This couldn’t have come at a better time.

Okay this is actually amazing to me. I really, really adore the idea of a plucky teacher leading a group of angst-ridden pre-teens through the woods to some camping destination only to accidentally get close to a haunted horror attraction. That is actually hilarious and I think this is just the weirdest, sweetest

I believed this up until the woman at the bar asked you about your bruises. I feel like most people avoid talking about that and wouldn’t be so forthcoming. Regardless - SOLID story.

Holy shit, this one is amazing. I could picture it all.

OH I have been HOPING for this. I’m getting married on the 20th, and will be on my honeymoon when the stories all come out and you best believe that will help me with my ‘the wedding is over, the honeymoon is over and now we’re back to normal life’ depression that’s surely coming.

Oh gosh, this is such good news. I was graduating high school in 06 and my doctor REALLY shied away from the vaccine. I was told I didn’t need it - and sent on my merry way. I’m 30 now and really hope my insurance does eventually cover this. 

It’s October. GIVE US THE SPOOKS!

Huh. I got a message from a very old high school acquaintance of mine and assumed it was a hoax.

Fuck this fucking guy.

I was grinded on, against my wanting, at this bar one night with this guy who kept trying to force me to dance with him. He was touching me and pulling me close to him. I was only 22, probably, and I distinctly remember feeling EMBARRASSED of myself for NOT being able to just go along with what he wanted and be cool

I did fist pump at work. No one saw me but I was so dang proud of her.

I had a good amount of success on Weight Watchers back in like 2013 or so. I lost 20 pounds and was so proud of myself. Then I fell off the wagon hard, they changed the points system, I began binge-eating and now I’m a good 40-50 pounds heavier. It’s depressing. But I’m back to just counting calories - no points or

1,000 a day is low. ESPECIALLY for a child. If I was doing 1,000 a day even now, I’d be a raging hangry person.

This doesn’t surprise me at all.

I’ve been noticing this working for me with my Curology prescription. I had a zit I could feel starting to form but I kept at it with my all-over face serum I apply and it never ended up coming to the surface or anything. My Curology blend is a mix of trentinoin, azelaic acid, and clindamycin and it works fairly well.

I saw them when they toured with Kelly Clarkson a few years ago. Maroon 5 and I have such a complicated relationship. I LOVED Harder to Breathe. I really enjoyed their album Kiwi? Was it called Kiwi? *goes to google* No, it was called It Won’t Be Soon Before Long. High school me loved that album and would blast it

I made a very aesthetically pleasing chipotle chicken bowl with quinoa the other night, and it made me very happy before eating it. Usually I just blend all ingredients together and don’t care too much what it looks like - but just almost creating ‘art’ of the meal made me feel better about it. I suffer from binge

Oh god I loved the ridiculous ‘texting’ devices that PLL used in early seasons. They were truly terrible.