That’s a cute swimsuit. I want it.

I once had a tankini from the front, bikini from the back kind of swimsuit going on... probably circa 9th grade. I felt insane if the little flap of swimsuit caught a breeze and exposed my stomach. Wild days.

Once, I sat next to a woman who decided to order one of those Cup O’ Soup’s... for a legit 1.5 hour plane ride. On a small plane. It just wasn’t working for me, the smell of hot soup. In the summer.

The Bowling Green, Ohio Dairy Queen - once independently owned, at least while I was in college there from 06-’10, was the very best DQ I’ve ever gotten the honor of attending. Double-sized blizzards (they’d stack a small on top of a small, and then call it a small and hand it to you), every possible flavor…

I really wanted to love this book series but I could not finish even the first one. It had everything I thought I wanted but something left me cold about it. Too little plot happening, maybe. I can’t remember now. I stopped somewhere around the halfway point.

I wasn’t scared either. It kind of creeped me psychologically.... and by the end I was sort of squinting at the screen in a “Whattttt?” kind of way.... but I was never really scared at all.

I’m still haunted by palmetto bugs. I was born in Charleston but moved to Pennsylvania maybe a year into living there. I’ve revisited a few times and love it, but damn it’s hot in the summer. Carriage rides are great, though! Myself and my fiance had dinner one night at Eli’s Table and really enjoyed it.

This came at a good time. Just made some black bean tacos last night and sometimes I can’t stand just eating the beans as they are from the can. Thoroughly rinsed them, then blended them in food processor with a shit ton of spices, cilantro, and green chiles. Became a realllllly tasty spread for the tacos. 10/10 would…

I go into the store with the aim to spend $50 for the week. I’m so annoyed that this past week, I went over by $30. It happens so fast and I don’t even notice it happening. I grab stuff that is on sale, and think to myself - okay, I got a lot of produce. That can’t be too bad. But a few of those $3.99s just add up and…

God damn it. I picked up Kitchen Confidential sometime last year and blazed through it. My fiance absolutely loved Parts Unknown and we were enjoying watching a few that related to places we’ll be traveling on our honeymoon. I really don’t think there was anyone quite like Anthony Bourdain. This is wildly sad.

I use Origins GinZing eye cream. No clue if it does much, but it feels so nice and refreshing.

Oh the nostalgia!

freaking paywall

Sigh. I don’t care if you’re bullied. You don’t fucking kill people. Period. End of story. Full stop. Go join a boxing gym if you’re some angry and disenfranchised wayward youth. Don’t fucking kill people.

RIGHT?

hiiii which one? always up for recs. also 30. also love tbell.

SAME.

Oh this just made me cackle at my desk. Thanks for making my Thursday morning so much better.

Oh damn, I can’t wait to see this. HELLO KEANU. Welcome backkkk.

*applauds. Bravo! This was a hilarious article and I’mma look up Body Glide immediately.