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Food Wishes is great! My fiance is obsessed with him and we often watch his videos together. I used to hate his voice but now I find him to be like a bumbling, charming happy-go-lucky neighbor who’s always getting himself into kooky but delicious food situations.

Noticed today that I’m on my last roll of TP. Guess I have to get to the store tonight to stock up and maybe get more paper towels too. I hate being an adult sometimes.

Pretty happy with this decision. Dick’s corporate headquarters is close to where I live. I have a family member who works there. I had seen the NYTimes article about this when I was commuting to work this morning and texted him about it. He thought it was a great idea but wasn’t sure if it was true. But then probably

r/instant_regret is a favorite. So is r/1200isjerky and r/AccidentalWesAnderson, r/Eyebleach

I’ve dipped out of the 1D crazy train in recent months but I used to be pretty up on all this shit. Any other goss about the other dudes?

fuckkkkkkkkkkkk this

I remember this. People were CONVINCED the one little girl wasn’t dead because some photo surfaced of her sister, who looked much like her. It’s horrifying. All of this is horrifying.

The only thing I know about Brody Jenner is that he was someone’s boyfriend on The Hills. I miss that show.

This might be their ultimate episode. They’re all hysterical in their own ways but the wisdom teeth one was beautiful.

Oh man, I want to believe this works. My fiance has a severe peanut/tree nut allergy and this would be so helpful. But it sounds too good to be true.

A few years ago, I was going through an EXTREME bout of hypchondria and in hindsight, self-induced mysterious pain and illness in my stomach. Doctors weren’t taking me seriously, I was having very REAL pain and problems, and I checked myself into ERs in the hopes that someone, anyone, could find the cause. I never got

Just added this to my future honeymoon plans. Our final stop on our drive-up-the-coast CA tour is Monterey - and Winchester is about 1 hour 20 from our hotel.

Oh man, I loved her on Bake Off! I hadn’t been following her career since then but I’m so thrilled for her. She seems to be doing great.

Oh man, I sobbed my way through this one. Like deep, wracking sobs at multiple points throughout the episode. Beautifully acted television.

JT’s performance wasn’t the worst thing I’ve seen but I think I was letting my personal opinion of him color it. My future MIL kept saying that he “seemed like such a nice guy.” I snorted at that a little. I’ve never been a mega-fan of Justin but I really did love his older stuff when he first went solo. His music as

Same. My mom was about to file a missing persons’ report one night when I was 16 and didn’t have my cell phone with me because I was working a super late shift at our local mall and never thought to call. She had friends out looking for me, was calling people left and right. She was SO MAD.

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I hate the General commercials. this one’s old but the end is what I despise the most.

oh god menard’s

I, embarrassingly now, did go see Glee live back when they were all at the very height of their fame. Glee spoke to me in college. It makes me very sad and feels quite strange that two of the cast members - human beings - lost their lives to addiction and getting into things they shouldn’t have. I have no respect for

Mine is when I bought all my own bedroom furniture. It was all from Ikea(metal bed frame that half the women I know have, a chest of drawers, coffee and side tables, an armoire) and most of it is now falling apart, 5 years out. But I felt amazing doing it and having the ability to purchase it.