I like it.

There is a bar around year that serves a poutine with beer gravy and duck meat. It is magical.

They make a very attractive couple.

Drugs, sex, drinking, and church, that’s what rural life is made of.

True this. In my area, the post office legally cannot stop delivery of mail-they’ll accept it back, but they can’t stop bringing it to me.

Don’t do it! I don’t own a sous vide, but these columns are my second favourite.

I smell a Sunday Sustenance!

Huh. So I did forget. Don’t do that when you make it, kids. Half jar or so, or a full one depending on your desires.

My go-to dip is bacon horseradish. Block of cream cheese, cup or so of sour cream/yogurt, grated cheese, and crumbled bacon. It has never let me down.

What are those Sally’s Baking Addiction cookies?

I suppose that’s fair. I ate raw chokecherries growing up, my mouth may have become numb.

Not solid at all- your teeth will crush them easily enough. I never thought to eat them not frozen- they go from grocery bag to freezer, so I guess there was never a chance.

Does..does no one else just eat frozen cranberries?

If OP thinks the relationship is working outside of sex, couple’s therapy would be me recommendation too.

I’ll take ‘eyebrow raising’ for 200$, Alex!

Wow. Puberty just killed my eyesight. I bet 6th grade was weird for you though.

As someone who is 5'0 (barely) I love seeing adult people shorter than me. It makes me fell like I haven’t shrunk in the wash.

I understand it from a business standpoint, folks gotta make a living, but it’s the personal standpoint that annoys me.

Nintendo needs to give me the Breath of Fire games for the old 3ds. It’s incredibly annoying that they want me to pay an extra 200$ for a 6$ game.

I don’t clean my oven as often as I should. I try to get to it at least twice a year, but I rarely spill anything in it.