I did not know. Thanks, Satan.

Funny story: I was getting out of the shower and saw something on the bathroom wall. Now, I am blind without glasses, so of course I do the reasonable thing and get real close to see what it is.

Air Canada has received your message; my last three flights with them were saunas.

I am here for this. Perhaps one will be so good I will not devour the cranberries before doing anything with them. (This is a lie, no cranberry is safe from me.)

I like when people post “just the ring.” It lets me know what I am supposed to be looking at.

Well I suppose that’s fair. I might not be getting it because I’m in a different country, and where I come from it was a game-some people played, some people didn’t, the school didn’t care. (parents might be a different issue) So I might be lacking the cultural background y’all have.

Hey. I mean, I loathe playing sports and would much rather go hiking or fishing or something, but my best friend loves them, enjoys playing them, and that’s fine. It isn’t a “all or nothing” situation.

Oh, hullo Judith.

I liked Taylor’s pop-country stuff better than the pure pop. “Back to December” and “Tim Mcgraw” are favourites.

She was. 1.52 m, or 5 ft, according to google.

Extra nothing. I’m planning Christmas now, because I like lots of time to source things and figure out who is coming.

Oh snap. I haven’t seen it, but I read that she is German, and now I’m trying to conceptualize a German Shenzi. Which could be interesting!

Thought 1: Oh, they changed the dude hyenas names.

Yeah, this is at least assault-level activity, I would think.

Barbarian.

...huh. That looks almost good enough for me to switch my own plans.

Do you start excitedly planning big holiday meals at least a month in advance, or is that just me? I have begun my Christmas file.

We never have turkey for dinners, because my mum is allergic. Thanksgiving was last month, but Christmas will be a coffee crusted elk roast and possibly a salmon this year, because I said so.

In averages, it’s seventh. Supposedly.

I might look into that-these Ottawa winters offend me. Sure, the prairies will hit -40 for a week, but at least it admits it’s -40, and doesn’t claim to be -10 but really it’s -last circle of hell.