My mom was not into The Simpsons and didn't love my brother and I watching it. Not because of any George H.W. Bush-like reasoning or anything, but she was just under the impression that it was dumb and would rather we watch PBS. The Bart-becomes-a-nerd scene was the first time my mom ever laughed at the show. I…

The family panic over the bogeyman is so simple and yet, it kills me.

At night…I do whatever I want, no job.

And "Highway to the danger zooooooooone!"

"My single 'My Single Is Dropping' is dropping."

I did not even realize that was her the first few times I saw that episode. She was hilarious.

"I'm so mad. All I can do is dance!"

"I have a Google alert for the phrase 'Tracy Jordan ridiculous disaster.'"

I loved Edie Falco's character sneaking into Jack's apartment: "I'm-a the plumber! I'm here to fix-a the pipes!" with a Mario-style mustache, of course.

Bagel socks!

"My real name is Dick Whitman!"

That episode is also the one where they think Tracy can't read. The clip of his movie as their evidence is one of my all time Tracy moments.

My favorite is his book on healthy sexuality: "You're Doing It Wrong!"

My favorite is his book on healthy sexuality: "You're Doing It Wrong!"

"What else? What else is on my mind-grapes? I could talk about how the moon is a spy
satellite put there by Oprah and Minister Farrakhan and NOT the
Minister Farrakhan you're thinking of."

"HEPPY VALENTIMES!"

"With the help of WebMD, I have self-diagnosed myself as a sex addict."

"…with my best friend AND roommate, Zach Braff!"

He's in "Tracy Does Conan!" He pages Liz and asks her to buy Nickelback tickets. He can't on her computer at home because he's downloading a video game. He also says "Word."

The best part is how Kenneth keeps trying to hold his hand as they run.