I googled it (not sure what HandyCafe is) and I see Los Pollos Hermanos' disqus profile above Tereglith's.

I don't understand the appeal at all.

"RELAX.
DON'T DO IT.
WHEN YOU WANNA GO TO IT." - Prince Eric, Frozen

I'm pretty sure it means he would shoot James Lipton.

Charisma Carpenter gave it a rave review despite starring in a Fifty Shades mockbuster?

Yeah it seemed like an obscure reference for public use so I was wondering if you even meant it as one.

There are no two words in the English language more harmful than "Spider-Man."

Saoirse Ronan for Gwen Stacy. Ralph Fiennes for Uncle Ben. Willem Dafoe for Green Goblin wait

This is what I'm shooting for.

The swarming and stink sound like this invasive species from Asia that was a problem for a few years here in Minnesota. They look just like ladybugs except a little more red-orange than red. I don't know them to bite, though.

On time:

And really loves the Michael Jackson song. And didn't like Selma.

I found ya by searching "quilt." This is the url of your story for me: http://newslocal.newspaperd…
Anyway, kudos! This is really cool! I love Charlie Brown and Dog too.

Wow! $6.89 AUD for Wolf Blass "Red Label" Chardonnay?! But seriously, I looked through the whole paper and couldn't find you or your quilt. :/

Finally Critiquing Simpsons?

Dumb babies need the most endorsement!

It oughta hold the little SOBs.

After intensive promotion it's finally arrived! http://www.simpsoncrazy.com…

Was he ever not doing the Hawaiian shirts?

The Hindi word kal means both "yesterday" and "tomorrow" so I suppose we should consider ourselves lucky.