My aunt pulled me this sweet gig filling in for a few months for a woman who went on maternity leave. After she returned a few weeks ago and the office was overstaffed according to the budget, I guess the company wanted to keep me around so they've found things for me to do all over the place.

Coffee: Probably Minnetonka, the Minneapolis suburb where I'm having my first day today, although I don't think I've tried the coffee in the ridiculously close Wayzata branch that I've also worked at.

In the space of less than three weeks I've worked at four different branch offices of the same company, AMA.

Okay I love "Mixology Certification" now. Also I think the checkout girls just laughed at me after I bought lemons.

Okay I guess Scott and the Young brothers were all born in Scotland but moved to Australia as kids, so the band's origins seem to be in Australia. That's cool, does his grave attract pilgrims?

Maybe it's because the band AC/DC got their start in Scotland/Australia.

"Aircon" is a cool-sounding Commonwealth term. How do you feel about Americans just calling it "A/C"?

My dad's watching the documentary Standing in the Shadows of Motown, which I've watched with him before, but I just noticed that Andre Braugher is the narrator of it.

Wear it any day except Halloween.

Haha it has Halloween blackface in it! It's appropos!

Y'all are the true monsters!

I thought O'Neal was going to say that in Deadpan he would have dry wit but also kill people with a pan, which could actually be a decent horror-comedy.

Happy Halloween, scary people!

I'm disappointed there's no mention of Dear White People.

Happy birthday Janine!! It's been too long since last we spake.

I missed the big viewing of it so I'm not sure.

Howard had heart, but getting kicked in the balls repeatedly had getting kicked in the balls repeatedly.

I wouldn't stand in line for what I saw of his performance in that movie, but it was interesting to see him so miscast.

The 5 movies I've seen for the first time this month so far:

Birdman devours Nightcrawler: inaccurate box office report headline