It doesn't have much idyllic home life either since I don't live with my parents atm

*barfs for one year*

Hey I do that.

Anytime.

NOT!!!

Americans are idle

J-Lo ❤

Thank you for understanding that reality television is this nation's precious life blood.

Ok so Harry Connick, Jr. won't be there :( It's just gonna be a preliminary round with non-famous judges to weed out the people that aren't good TV. Although Randy Jackson was still there, just working as another production assistant in his down time. (joke.) I hope I can work it again when the real judges come.…

sry

Heading to Idol. Wish me luck! Also, it will prevent me from attending D&D tonight if that's going on.

Donger!

Sienfeld

Things have become very much like Donkey Kong.

What was the single greenest, most verdant, most emerald image you saw during your trip?

You bastard.

And she had quite the figure. I was wondering how she's not famous.

Aces!

"I am gonna stick my whole thumb up your ass later!"

At the same time, Walt, who ran out of lies sometime around the "pump malfunction" story, is laying his own soul bare by admitting the price (measured in dignity as well as dollars) he'll pay for an hour of company.