Yes because I don't agree with dick shitting I should stick to Yahoo. I'm a mechanic and enjoy Jalopnik for the most part. Plenty of people recommended what I said so obviously I am not the only one that feels Jalop can do better.

Burn me at the stake.

I know I committed the ultimate sin of saying Jalopnik has a flaw. It's not like the content is entirely unique or sent in, scavenged from other sites found elsewhere. Look up hipster in the dictionary. You are likely envisioning the urban dictionary interpretation of some guy wearing black rimed glasses. I'm saying…

I know you are not a hipster but the poor vocabulary and strange expletive connections come off really hipster-esque just pushing to get information out as quickly a possible doesn't make for awesome decision choices.

My number one complaint on Jalopnik. Attention grabbing hipster headlines in the absence of written content.

Why are people saying this looks good. A Ford GT40 silhouette with non of the feeling. Ford has created a modern interpretation of the Lamborghini Miura because this looks vaguely like a GT40 but does absolutely nothing for me.

Vietnam style death flashbacks and faping are pretty much indistinguishable. The Olsen twins of psychosomatic episodes if you will.

The newer ones are not so exaggerated. Not sure if Toyota was on to something or if there just wasn't enough working class owners purchasing them. When I was younger I worked as a tiler and roofer I can't say I ever need enlarged controls. but I live in California where gloves aren't really worn for cold protection.…

I've heard this argument before and can't wrap my head around the way they pick and choose what gets enlarged or doesn't. Then again I can't wrap my head around the Chuck E. Cheese-esque horse saddle, gear and cowboy hat themed trucks.

I have the opportunity to drive a lot of cars at my job but non made me literally laugh out loud like the AC controls on the old Toyota Tundras. They are so obnoxiously cartoon over sized you feel emasculated just garbing them. Like you have pathetically small hands unfit to turn them "Dad let me back the truck out of…

Lets get some untouched photos so we can see how unintentionally eye catching the hanging plastic front air dam looks.

Agreed. I always felt like the interior looked like a Maytag appliance. Especially the ice dispenser center stack.

That is actually quite attractive with the top up. I was expecting this car to look VW Eos-esque with the canvas lifted but this certainly surpasses that expectation.

As long as the European fender mounted turn signals are no replaced with the corporate wonder badges. GM's interpretation of EnergyStar appliance stamp of approval.

Bulletproof little trucks. I've only had to replace a burnt out clutch that somehow got me around for half a year being paper thin. Even replacing that only took me a day. I would like to take it on some offroad adventures but really haven't had a chance to explore the awd or the 50/50 lock mode.

Big, exaggerated, offensive to look at. Every poser-ible thing the bro truck buyer is looking for. And just as the FJ makes its final departure from dealerships. I see a lot of white Oakley's in this trucks future.

Why wait for this when according to the VW Sign and then Drive Holiday commercials the Golf now comes in rear wheel drive. Just watch as it power slides to a stop. http://www.ispot.tv/ad/7s_i/volksw…

Does it come with discreet shipping options? . . . Not that I'm embarrassed of exploring myself.

Yeah I want my elderly Bob Lutz with a perfect Florida spray tan and double stitch embroidery around the coronary bypass.

Come into the dealership and spend money because this may happen some day, at some time, at some destination. . . But almost always after 5 years or 100,000 miles. in the future we can even OnStar it to fail via satellite.