In other news, Hell is enduring its third straight month of sub freezing temperatures. Scientists have yet to determine whether the sudden cold spell will have any negative effect on the newly discovered species of flying pig.

This one from 2 or 3 years ago will be hard to exceed. So much false hope I couldn't help but believe it would happen....

Good news! It's a suppository.

Melkus RS 1000, powered by a tuned mid-mounted Wartburg 3-cylinder 2-stroke engine from the Wartburg 353. Because I prefer my gullwings German.

F-you I just bought this at a police auction and now I'm going to drive around your town for the next few years making you think I'm a cop and appearing to have some type of authority I don't really possess. Tailgating you give me and my friends a laugh... Plus it makes me feel like Robocop...

Jalopnic bumper stickers...I can see them now. I can also think of a few good reasons I won't be buying one besides the obvious negative or positive cry for attention.

I haven't seen another Starion in the tahoe area for over a year now.

It's pretty damaged but I'm going to have to agree with you because of the black B-pillar- I know the later liftbacks had that. well called.

front view.

Damn looks like an 81 hatch too.

That's $650 Cheaper than the one I found at pick-n-pull today

Did you try pulling it back till it starts making a clicking noise?

Drove by an old house with a red Dodge Rampage in the yard with a for-sale sign in the window. Paid just $600 for her and thats pretty cheap for a running smoggable car in California, pluss it was in good condition body wise. drove it till peer pressure and people's negative perception of the car embarrassed me out of…

Sagger wagons, or any minivan really. I'd like to choose just one pacific model but that’s a little tricky. If I had to I'd say Toyota Sienna... Sure she's not always wearing hip huggers and low cut shirts but we all see that tattoo she's trying to hide.

"look, one is an innie and one is an outie"

A Pick-N-Pull special Nissan Pulsar

There's a guy in my town that has one and I drool over it everytime I see it. He even put rims off of a 308gt4 on it to go with the Bertone styling. One of the only cars out there that can pull off yellow too. I would love to drive one someday.

No car has ever endeared itself to me more than the simple and easily overlooked Chevrolet Tracker. They always gave off the impression that they were more suited for being towed behind grandmas RV than meant for real day to day use. When my Mother purchased one used that unsurprisingly spent most of its life behind…

If the Delorean counts so des this. National Geographic April 1981 "the Irish roots of Henry Ford prompted the 1917 opening in Cork the automobile maker's first overseas plant (below workers take a break during a day's production of some 90 Ford Cortinas, mostly for export.

We're still cool... Right?