You’d need something distinctive but it can’t overtly stand out. A car that wouldn’t look too out of place weather you find yourself in Europe, Asia, the Middle East or the back home in the states. The car would have to be powerful without being boisterously throaty like a lot of the Aston Martin already suggested.…

no shit it's called a joke

Seeing how this ferrari sold for a final price of $16.39 million after it was extensively restored I'm starting to think action goers don't care for originality. Personally I’d rather have them in their destroyed condition as works of art than just have a car with a few parts off the original.

Honey did you get your overly gelled James Dean hair stuck to the low roof or is your Fonzarelli jacket caught on the obnoxiously large shift lever again? Well anyways, you know I only got with you because I’m going through my "I’m a pin up phase" and if you don’t get me these new shoes I found I may have to move to…

Gojira...

"Was The Titanic Torpedoed by a Japanese whaling ship that was carrying the secret mummified remains of Abraham Lincoln to give to the aliens?" . . . Not if Brad Meltzer and the History Channels Ancient Aliens continue spouting out their versions of history.

Indeed. Phenomenal tie-in.

Whilst there don’t forget to visit our world famous Ferrari factory. Sorry forgot this was Jalopnik…Obligatory Ferrari fire joke.

Come to Italy and see our leaning tower, photograph our broken statues, Tour what's left of the Colosseum, enjoy the sights and sounds in our sinking city of venice, and don't forget to take a gondola ride to our newest tourist destination the Tyrrhenian Titanic. Fits perfectly

Someone should write a Russian The Little Engine That Could book for this thing to teach future children the value of optimism. The big ass Kirovetz K700 heavy tractor that could.

Try changing the solenoid.

I'd also like to nominate the Ford model U concept. A model for change as they said. something like 100% recyclable. Reconfigurable interior and exterior, hydrogen ICE plus hybrid electric powertrain, conversational speech interface, improved driver visibility and awareness through Active Safety, and green materials…

I'd say the Chana E301 Conept of 2005. Double folding gullwing doors and at least screams future apple

You know I can't make fun of the guy. Anyone that has suffered a brain injury is lucky to be alive. I just hope the Dealeship isn't taking advantage of him. Gary had an injury in 1988 (essentially weakening his mental "filters" and causing him to speak and act impulsively).

You know I can't make fun of the guy. Anyone that has suffered a brain engery ,as Gary did in 1988 (essentially weakening his mental "filters" and causing him to speak and act impulsively), is lucky to be alive. I just hope the Dealeship isn't taking advantage of him.

I'm not quite sure if its trying to transform into a sports car or a econo hatch. it's like RuPaul or Jeffree Star... Im not sure if it's natural to be attracted to this. Damn my unquenchable automotive lust.

Just as we all suspected...the side scoops did get noticeably larger.

"Money changes everything. Fame can make people feel infallible. Combine the two with a need for transportation and you end up with some really terrifying ego expressions on wheels."

yep

Much better. It's like a real life Little Tikes Cozy Coupe... Oh how I miss my first drift car.