story & pics: The congressman who stole the pope’s water glass

he might be Catholic and totes up w/ Popes at least he didn’t steal the stale cup of water Francis left behind so his family could sip from the Holy backwash like PA’s Rep. Bob Brady. That was all fuckin’ nutz.

Well, that, and a big hunk of his base turned on him like rabid badgers.

“Eventual.” :P

I swear, Boehner had some kind of divine epiphany and became briefly human over the last year or two. He’s still a Republican, but he spends most afternoons staring into puddles at his own brazen image asking: “Who... am I?”

I am utterly convinced that his older daughter straight up hates him. She’s always the one vocally trying to get away from him or saying things that are very unhelpful for Cruz. I’m hoping that in college she comes out as a guns metaphorically blazing liberal.

It's actually a little bit amazing that a person can be so vile that no one likes him. Even Donald Trump has friends, Ted Cruz has none

That is immediately what I thought. If she were a man, there’d never be any doubt about her winning.

But once she breaks that fucking ceiling...ugh I CAN’T FUCKING WAIT!! BRING THE HATERS!! Clinton will be busy DOING SHIT!

As a black man I have broken barriers from the classroom to the work place (only black person at my job and classroom), and appeasing people that don’t like you gets you nowhere. If he claims to be a black man...be that. White folks are never going to get over being uncomfortable if you continue to make their negative…

If Hillary were a man with the same qualifications, she would have been president 16 years ago, tbh.

Oh fuck me.

Yes, it was a bit of absurdist humor.

It’s more like “If Hillary were a man with those same qualifications, she’d be predicted to win by a landslide.”

Ooh— I got one!

But of all the women who could go first, she’s the most qualified. I hear all the “she’s not trustworthy”, “she’s a politician”, “I don’t like her”. GOOD. She’s PERFECT to be the first woman. She’s tough enough, she can make deals across the aisle, she can take the punches. She’s a political animal with rapacious…

Everything will be put in that context.

Someone should start that Twitter hashtag, stat!

Were sexists in the woodwork?

True but it does warm my icy cold liberal heart that in history Obama will go down as a great president. Reasonable people see this.