squeeeeeeee

Most of our lawmakers are idiots. That’s the basic takeaway from this (we already knew it, though).

Apparently, acknowledging the 25+ other holidays that ALSO take place in December is the exact same thing as banning Christmas and feeding Christians to lions for entertainment.

ME TOO.

That’s because Christian church priests like to preach about Christianity constantly being under attack. It’s remarkable how little they say has anything to do with Jesus.

Is it wrong that I like passive aggressively troll my “war on Christmas” family members by ordering “happy holiday” cards instead of “Merry Christmas” cards? I didn’t don’t this year because I couldn’t find a holiday design I liked but I will be back to it next year for sure.

My BEST FRIEND IN THE WHOLE WORLD (my soul sister; one of two people I would take a bullet for, the other is blood family) is Muslim. She is also a Christmas baby. Every year, she delights in giving me gifts on a day that really should be just HER BIRTHDAY, but I celebrate Christmas, so. I also get her a TON OF STUFF…

I.....don’t....get...this. Who is banning Christmas? I’m a heathen Jew and I love my extra day off. WHO CARES ABOUT THIS NONSENSE?

Yep although I’m sure they produced her for a couple of years. I just read in 2009 they had a limited re-issue of her.

I am a Muslim and when I talk to other Muslims about the concept of other Muslims being Muslim and Republican we just can’t grasp the concept.

One of Mr. Edison’s Kinetoscopes is being installed at my local nickelodeon just in time for a Christmas showing of The Star Wars!

I can’t imagine being Muslim and thinking that the Republican party was a good option. For that matter, choosing them as an African American, Hispanic, female, LGBT, poor, disabled or amorphous blob person with only two functioning brain cells.

GUYS DID YOU HEAR ABOUT ARCHDUKE FERDINAND

I just cannot fathom how they’re able to write Trump’s comments off as harmless when it’s disturbingly clear that so many (horrible) people agree with him.

in other “news” Ben Affleck got cast as Batman, there’s a financial crisis in Greece, and Donald Trump is running for President I think.

I think you misspelled “racists” twice there.

Got my tickets for opening night and this bear for my girlfriend.

This is going to be super sad when he doesn’t win and people will have to be reminded who he is when they tell their proposal story.

oh my god that is the most depressing thing ever

Wow. I feel so uncomfortable for them.