I also noticed that I failed to put select words in all caps. Perhaps the coherence of it may have been mitigated if I just typed everything with the caps lock key on.

If they really stick to this, they will be visiting zero colleges because that is the sum total of the colleges and universities that have adequately handled sexual assault on campus.

I hope this means they won’t be visiting any colleges because literally none of them have adequately addressed issues of sexual assault.

This is a fair assessment. I will aim to be less coherent in the future. Thank you for helping me perfect my conservative troll impression. :)

But isn’t it obvious that indicting Killary is far more important than investigating substantial terrorist attacks on this country? Typical libtard with no regard for the truth. Just go ahead and be one of the sheeple. #rememberBenghazi #Hillary4Prison

(How was my conservative troll impression? I think I did quite…

Same. I was like “The fuck? Finally? Isn’t she like 12?” Then I realized it was the Selena and was like “Never mind. Rock on with your bad selves.”

At first I thought this was going to be about Selena Gomez, and right before my eyes rolled into the back of my skull, I realized the post was about the Selena and thought “Damn straight!”

Amber Heard can be both guilty of intimate partner violence and a victim of intimate partner violence. Those two things are not mutually exclusive. It’s like saying someone couldn’t have been mugged because they once mugged somebody. That’s not how things work.

She can be both guilty of domestic violence and a victim of domestic violence. Those two things are not mutually exclusive. No one said she was totally innocent of any wrongdoing herself, only that she appears to have evidence that supports her story as a victim of domestic violence.

I won’t get as emotional until it’s set in stone that she’s the nominee, but I know the feeling. I’m in my 30s, and I was genuinely starting to wonder if we would ever have a female president in my lifetime because there is not a single other female politician out there right now with Hillary’s level of experience,…

Well, there’s you’re problem. You’re clearly not trying hard enough. There are boots with straps right there in front of you - you just have to work for them. /sarcasm

Sanders staying in the race isn’t sexist, but it is delusional AF.

Well, those black applicants clearly haven’t pulled themselves up by their bootstraps and worked hard enough, unlike those poor enterprising white young men who only committed crimes because they were victims of their circumstances. /sarcasm

Oh, totally. I never said they weren’t. They’re all just a bunch of dittoheads.

Ugh. Bernie is exhausting me. Even though I’ve long been a Hillary supporter, I actually liked Bernie for a while, but that’s past tense - liked. Now he has a messiah complex and is believing his own hype, as well as believing the bad math his supporters are spewing. Give it up, man. I’m all for reforming our shitty…

If it did, the money would go to its moronic Trump supporting owners. I think it’s time to #freeLogansdog. Being owned by Trump supporters has to be considered animal cruelty, right?

Two things:

We need to make election day a federal holiday so people have no excuse for not getting out to vote.

It just reminds me of this moment from Will and Grace when Grace meets Leo’s ex.
“You’re a gorgeous redhead; I’m an adorable blonde. But we know we have something in common - brown hair.”

This! I noticed the same thing. “Diversity” for some of these magazines just means they threw in a brunette or two that would be indistinguishable from the cookie cutter blondes if they dyed their hair.