I wanna eat some sushi and tempura today just to piss off this guy and his parents.

So his parents were stupid bigots who lumped a large group of people together based on the acts of one much smaller group of people. That explains so much about his politics...

I believe what God really did was that thing where you frown because you know something is wrong and you chuckle anyway because it’s still funny.

I don’t see why it took so long for retailers to figure this out. More than 50% of America is overweight, and they’re just now realizing that maybe, just maybe, those people ALSO would like clothes that look good on them.

I fucking love Carrie Fisher! Sometimes she’s a loopy weirdo (like when she was on Jimmy Kimmel’s show doing the Star Wars trivia contest against that kid. WTF was that weirdness?), but most of the time she’s fucking awesome!

She’s my new favorite person.

Well, obviously women’s health care and the Affordable Care Act are enormous threats to the safety and well-being of our citizens. It was clearly imperative that they pass this legislation that will inevitably be vetoed by the President rather than work to craft legislation that might actually benefit our nation’s…

So...your innocent friend being on the no-fly list means we should let people on the no fly list purchase firearms, yet you want to indict everyone on the no fly list...which includes your innocent friend who you just said should be allowed to buy firearms.

She has no follow through. She couldn’t even properly finish the job of ruining HP.

You mean it wasn’t a Muslim Syrian refugee or one of those terribly dangerous unarmed black men who committed the tiniest of misdemeanors? I’m shocked! Shocked, I tell you!

It’s obvious what the solution is - developmentally disabled people should be armed. /sarcasm

Well, shit. I guess I have to find my local reservation and shop there because they’re the only ones who are genuinely native American. Everyone else (including my own family) is just a dirty immigrant who left their country hoping to make a better life, and we don’t want any of that nonsense going on.

As a child, I fell and split the top of my head open and needed to be taken to the ER to get stitches. Guess who almost passed out? My dad, (who’s also totally tough and career-minded) Guess who handled that shit like a boss? My mom. So based on my purely anecdotal experience, clearly only women should take care of…

“If I had given the matter 15 or 20 seconds worth of thought I would have rephrased and qualified in some way. I’m not stupid, and I know that generalizations always get you into trouble.”

In his “apology,” he still didn’t say that he thinks the generalization is untrue. He only says generalizations get you in trouble.…

I thought their brand was devalued because people finally realized that shit is fugly.

I was ready to be pissed until I got to “She must be super insecure...” and started realizing “Oh, it’s sarcasm. Thank goodness.” It seemed too real up to that point. I hate that there are enough people who really believe that kind of shit that I couldn’t immediately recognize this as sarcasm.

JujyMonkey isn’t disparaging single people, just Ralph Nader. You can be single for any reason or number of reasons. Jujy is just saying that being a patronizing toolbag is apparently one of the reasons for Ralph Nader remaining unmarried.

In the early days of the Luke Cage comics, Reva Connors (a WOC in the comics too) was his girlfriend and eventually fiancee, so it may not have been a particularly nuanced choice and more of a reference to the early Luke Cage comics.

I love this show soooo much! My husband and I planned to watch one or two episodes this weekend, and we ended up binge watching the entire season in one day. Daredevil was pretty damn good, but Jessica Jones blew my fucking mind with its awesomeness.