I’m so tired of Anna Wintour. She thinks she’s queen of England with this Vogue gig. She’s now boring as an editor and the magazine needs new blood and a new direction. American Vogue is a snooze fest and yet she persists. She must be blackmailing her bosses or something.

This isn’t to excuse Eyre Festival, but if you are willing to fly somewhere and pay over 1k to see a music festival headlined by Blink 182 I just am never going to feel sorry for you.

To be fair, this would require a constitutional amendment. Even with a fully controlled Congress, the GOP couldn’t pass a bill they’d been promising to do for six god damn years.

Rince Pubis will go down with the rest of this treasonous, mob cabal in sulfurous flames of ignominy. Pubis is McConnell’s dog and will continue to crash and burn spectacularly like a random ash that jumps out of a smouldering fire only to float to the ground to be quickly trod under foot.

Leave it to fucking Republicans to think that the second amendment (and their grossly ridiculous interpretation of it that has resulted in millions of unnecessary deaths) is more important than the first. The first amendment is first for a reason, dickbags.

I love how our “toughest” president in history is such a wimp than he can’t even stand a correspondents dinner.

Minhaj made fun of Pence noting that the VP wasn’t there because some of the women in the room might be ovulating.

He wasn’t. Ugh clicked publish too soon. He joked that pence couldn’t make it because some women in the room were ovulating, so that was on them lol.

Was Pence there, or were there too many non-wife women showing ankle for him to participate?

This is the first time, “Do you know who my parents are” did absolutely nothing to help them. I bet if you ask them, over half compare themselves to refugees in one way or another...

It’s all fun and games until a trustafarian named Chad goes full Lord of the Flies.

I actually appreciate that it seems like the apology is her own words. Everything that is run through a publicist feels the same and isn’t expressing what the person would actually say/feel.

It’s the grasshopper and the ant fable. The ant works hard and lives through the winter. The grasshopper doesn’t, but he sure had one hell of a fun summer.

Yep. The world is divided into the clean living, cost conscious folks like yourself, and the hard partying, devil may care spenders. The latter will live fast and die young-ish, the former will make sacrifices for their kids and then enjoy retirement and old age. Different lifestyles, different views on the meaning…

I love Michelle Obama, and I love how she used her time as First Lady, but I don’t think it is particularly important for the wife of a president to be involved in anything. It is an unelected position and amounts to more unpaid labor that wives and mothers are expected to do. I think Melania is a horrible person for…

Exactly. You get chomped by sharks when you literally fling yourself into one’s mouth.

“human-infested cities”

I’m of the opinion that sharks do not eat people entirely often enough.

i really hate when people refer to certain parts of the ocean as shark-infested. of course they’re shark-infested, that’s where they live!!!!!

I generally side with photographers (and writers and freelancers in the arts who generally get screwed by clients) but street photos/paparazzi have always been confusing to me. If I didn’t give you permission to take my picture but you take it anyway, and then I find it and like it so I post it, you can sue me for…