i once woke up at 3am to a man fumbling at my bedroom window and now i barely open my windows unless thetallbrunette is home with me. i cannot imagine going through something like kim did, and attempting to ever feel safe, anywhere, again.

i barely open my front door all the way for food delivery people, and i’ve never been assaulted or robbed. if i had been, i’d have my house on lockdown too. i can’t fault kim and ‘ye (or even kendall) at ALL.

Me since November 8th:

The midterms aren’t until next year. I’m not entirely sure that Trump will still be president by November 2018.

Imagine what it means to say that a sizable number of the American people summarily dismissed this warning and what was right before their very eyes. It is absolutely unfathomable to me.

I don’t know anything about this guy, but the way he blinks into the camera with totally dilated pupils...lights on and nobody’s home? Or is that just how you look when the wrist of partisanship fealty has you fully crowning

Soon, my pretties. Soon.

This man is painfully dumb. I had no idea who he was until recently, and now I’m sad that I’ve been introduced to him. How in the actual fuck did Paul Ryan think this dude was a good job to lead the House Intel. Committee?

Nunes managed to invite himself to the party. How dumb, exactly, do you have to be to know that they’re going to be taken down and then chose to go down with them?

Well, we certainly couldn’t believe a woman.

Just a friendly reminder that Hillary was saying all of this before the election and even on TV, but nah, her emails...

Investigations require putting pieces together. Its a process, not a TV show.

I so hope he gets booted

Fingers crossed? I’d love to be able to stop sad drinking and start happy drinking.

“Just popping by to say there’s nothing to see here, well actually there may be something, no wait nevermind we’ll find out more on Friday, wait where am I?”

all of my feelings in gifs

If the election was compromised, then Pence cannot hold office.

Of course, that assumes that he wouldn’t be brought down by this as well. Also, talk about not having a mandate to govern.

Some of the Twitter sleuth journalists who have been on top of this for 9 months have warned that the next 4 or 5 weeks are going to be dramatic, and dark.

Yawn call me when they have a smoking gun and can impeach him at this point it’s just bluster and smoke so if you’ll excuse me i’ll be busy concocting scenarios that get pence and Paul Ryan removed from office too.