This was definitely my first thought, too. Or maybe the Lizard People and hot water do not mix well....

Nope. The scientific term is “gin blossoms”. That’s what happens when you’re a severe, late-stage alcoholic. So he’s a lush in addition to being a white supremacist, anarchist, and general walking excrement.

Is the a severe case of eczema? Psoriasis? He needs to go to the dermatologist. That’s not normal. He should use some of his jacuzzi acid money for some topical ointments.

Certain sea slugs excrete mixture of hydrochloric and sulfuric acid. Clearly this should be expected to wash off when Bannon takes his annual bath.

He was making acid wash jeans.

Entire face seems to have been covered in acid.

lol. I laughed so much when this happened. It was the perfect response to a blithering idiot.

How are you with her when she is no longer in politics or anything else? As far as I know she is just an old woman living in New York. Get on the Bernie Bus. We’re making a run at 2020.

The perfect response then, now, and forever.

i’m with her...

I’ve never wished I was wrong more in my life. Trump’s a thin-skinned moron. Bannon is straight up dangerous. Supposedly they had a dust-up on Friday over Sessions recusing himself from the Russia investigation, but as long as Bannon has influence I’m not surprised by any of these decisions.

Speaking of coasts and budget cuts, the Trump administration (ugh) is proposing cutting funding to the Great Lakes from $300 million to $10 million. When people saw the number they thought it was a joke, because no one could be that fucking petty. But, no, it’s a real proposal. Like, it’d almost be palatable if they…

He’s just a fucking idiot. These policies reek of Steve Bannon, chief strategist/fascist to our dear leader.

So if a foreign terrorist gets through and causes havoc and mass civilian casualties, Trump’s going to use that to extend his Muslim travel ban.

This sounds exactly the same what Nazis did in concentration camps.

Yup, meanwhile Ashton is doing amazing work to end sex trafficking and child pornography.

How long before this religion dies off? Like they couldn’t possibly be recruiting at the rate they need to sustain themselves much longer right?

That law has been on the books for a while and kids have been suffering for years as a result. Fuck Texas, truly.

It’s only a problem until you realize that Texas has reclassified women as property rather than individuals.

My first thought was that any doctor who lied to a patient about her pregnancy would be likely to lose their license. But then I did a tiny bit of research, and realized that medical licenses are issued by states. So presumably the Texas medical board is going to be totally okay with this bill. Yikes.