Until McCain actually does something, anything aside from flapping his gums but supporting that flaming bag of orange peels at the same, he can take a seat.

Sometimes I can’t find the arrows on the floor...

I just checked on my brother, who lives in Stockholm. He says he was lucky to have escaped.

This is me. I’ve been a news junkie my whole life and made it through 8 years of Bush, but this? Fucking Christ. I want to become a hermit.

To be LOVED, not merely liked. He needs to be loved.

God, he is so desperate to be liked.

Bill Maher refuses to let anyone from BLM on his show but invites MY because he supports ‘free speech’. Bill Maher has been racist and sexist forever but no one blinks an eye or really cares cause he’s a ‘liberal’ white man.

We may well be in the midst of a slow-motion coup. If you were going to try to undermine democracy in this country, you would probably start by attacking the judiciary, the free press, the intelligence agencies, and the voting system. If you can succeed in undermining public confidence in those institutions and…

The enemy of my enemy is my newspaper.

He’s a material threat.

Any leader who calls a free and independent press “the enemy of the people” is an existential threat to democracy.

Air BNB, Rex. Didn’t you see their ad in the Super Bowl?

I think leather beatings are more his style:

This is turning into a Wes Anderson movie.

We are all George Michael Bluth these days.

Putin will be there spanking both of them with birch twigs.

What a lot of people don’t understand is that politics and business are very different worlds. Even Tillerson who may have been able to competently run a company (ethics aside) is going to find the job far more difficult than he thought it would be.

The thought of Rex Tillerson and Boris Johnson in a sauna together makes me want to lobotomize myself.

Howard Stern wuz right.