I can’t tell you how many times I have said that the Trump’s have to been mirroring the Bluths.

Trump at his impeachment trial:

So, what exactly are the grounds for impeachment when getting a bj from an intern was almost a valid reason and lying and cheating and conflicts of interest and maybe treason arent?

It’s only a matter of time before Putin and 45 are sharing a bleu cheese wedge salad at his Mar-A-Lago patio taking selfies with their nuclear code guys. 

Yes. He was trump’s ass-kisser from the early days, and I seriously doubt he would have gone rogue and made those calls without either direction or at least consent from the Big Orange. I think it only took this long to eject him because loyalty is more important than ethics and competence to this jack-o-lantern…

She looks like every other surgically altered third wife in Bel Air. Also known as “Face #3" in Los Angeles.

FORECLOSURE BARBIE. Also I want to say she looks like Sarah Paulson and JK Rowling had a baby but someone so close to someone so odious doesn’t deserve the comparison.

It should come as no surprise that she is scheduled to be #3. He’s been married twice (the kids are with #2), and he’s presently engaged to Foreclosure Barbie up there.

Mnuchin and Two Chin

Great opportunity to ask people who said “A vote for Hillary is a vote for Goldman Sachs” how they like their new Secretary of the Treasury. If you’re still on speaking terms.

The USA dumped a shart this year.

I feel like I’m watching the fucking awful sideways episodes of Lost.

The USA definitely jumped the shark this year, didn’t it.

Now *this* is Justin’s genuine happy face. Sorry Paul Ryan, Justin will never love you the way he loves Barack!

I’m pretty sure all but the most genetically blessed would look like garbage next to Justin Trudeau.

He knows. He fucked it up. He broke America. And he’s done. He knows it.

or there will be cold hell to pay, America.

Aw man, poor Justin. If you know him like Canada does, you can see how fake all these smiles are today. This is not his genuine happy face. What a shitty day for him, having to gladhand all these douchebags for the sake of the nation.

Yeah at least Trudeau can go back to Canada.