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Have you ever licked a giant Sequoia? They don’t taste like much and yet they taste exactly like you would imagine so you’re not exactly disappointed.

Yeah. This needs to stick. We need to meme the everluvin’ shit out of this. Your father died because he lost his healthcare? Champagne popsicles! Your mother got deported? Champagne popsicles! You have to drink bottled water because your water supply was contaminated? Champagne popsicles! Your child was murdered by a

I’m trying to figure out the context in which this GIF is being presented; is she drunk, and somebody threw weiners at her face? Was she trying to catch one in her mouth, then got frustrated and said “Fuck it, just throw the whole pack!”? Is it a sex thing?

Oooooooooo! That one is my favorite! Maybe we should have an antique memes night!

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Shit, I didn’t know this one. This compilation brought me up to speed:

We are vegetarians/pescatarians. I still make frank and beans with Field Roast frankfurters. Haven’t tried them with mac and cheese, but there’s an idea!

I refuse to let Thanks, Obama! get old.

This is terrible. I laughed.

I fell down a rabbit hole (Shiba hole?) of Doge. It did not disappoint.

That is amazing. The meme is strong in that one.

Great. Now I’m gonna spend the next hour or two falling down the internet dogehole.

A cursory search tells me it’s from 2013, which is reinforced by this cover I found:

When I worked in college admissions, I had a student submit a doge meme as an answer to a short essay question. She’d made it herself, and it was college-themed: “So liberal arts. Much future lawyer. Wow.” I accepted her, and had the unique pleasure of attempting to explain this meme to my boss in our weekly staff

I’m not current enough to know when they go out of favor, so to me they’re eternal.

It’s the dirty secret of Portland.

The only bike that I’ve owned that wasn’t stolen, (or the one locked up in my basement behind me) was destroyed by a friend while they were skipping school. ‘65 Schwinn 5 speed. they locked it up near Lloyd Center, walked back to school, and looked at me like I was fucking Einstein when I asked them why they didn’t