I am so psyched that this is going to court! Facebookers and Snapchatters and Tweeters, no matter their gender, need to know that their actions have consequences. As a portly, middle-aged gal myself, I feel a fierce protectiveness towards other ladies who might just want to go to the gym and have a nice workout…

When this happened I felt visceral vicarious shame as a fat person who goes to the gym. I couldn’t bring myself to go into the locker room for weeks. Fuck this woman and her sorry excuses.

Everything he does makes perfect sense when viewed through the lens that he literally thinks he is the only person in the world. Everything revolves around making sure other people know how much power he has, how much money he (allegedly) has, how many ‘hot’ young wives he can have and are appropriately awed by him.

I had to read this like four times before I remembered Tiffany when you referenced two other mothers. In a normal world, we would NEVER stop talking about a president having three baby mamas.

Thank you Fourth Circuit for your attempts to return democracy to the once-great state of North Carolina. We need all the good news we can get!

I 100% believe this to be true. Case in point: my mother who until recently thought that being on gchat meant people could ACTUALLY SEE HER. Not to be ageist, but the people in our society who don’t understand how computers work tend to be the same age group who overwhelmingly voted for trump based on shit they saw on…

It’s OK, you guys. The WaPo comment section assures me that this is FAKE NEWS.

True, but c’mon. Tiki Torches? What are they gonna do, lead everyone around in a Cintronella parade? This asshat is the pied piper of mosquito repellant.

I also asked her to describe Trump in three words and her response was: “Stupid asshole”

My bulldog is my best friend, it’s her birthday today! I can’t believe she’s seven!!!

Chicago people are weirdly proprietary about pizza. I honestly didn’t understand probably three ingrediedients on yours. But I would at least try it.

I’ve shared this before, but in hopes that it may help, here’s my story. I was perpetually single, always felt like there was *something* I lacked in terms of relationship-ability, and I tried to be OK with the idea of being single for life. I met my now-husband nine years ago at the gym when we were both 47. Both…

Yeah. I look at the marriages around me and sometimes I think, “I’m good.”

I get you. I also get the impulse to go for the low blow on people that spend all too much time demonstrating how reprehensible they are, however rude and unwarranted.

Wow. Guys, the fact that he’s fat isn’t the issue, it’s that he’s an idiot. Mocking him for being fat is not helping anyone. Please more jokes about his lack of experience and less fat shaming.

There is going to be shit load of tainted meat.

Hey Kara, no joke, if you ever remove Shady Baby Kara from the main image, my soul is going to die a little bit.