I'd buy in if You Can’t Do That on Television and Double Dare were in the mix.

I do think some of the characters suffered from the undue expectations that people placed on the show. Once you realize that Ruddick was the new Ali G, I found him a lot more entertaining. Ali G segments were rarely about embarrassing or exposing the mark, instead just seeing how far people would humor the confident…

You must think it very odd of me

They'll send Conan The Librarian on their ass.

The other consideration here is that publishers do make money from library eBooks - the library has to buy the eBook rights (and it costs significantly more than a private ebook purchase). If libraries had enough funding to buy multiple ‘copies’ of each (popular) eBook, then the publisher would make more money and…

Cave with fuckin’-A GOLDEN GUNS, motherfucker

Yes, for the handful of people who are saying they were looking forward to it or thought that it sounded good, I really want to ask them, “What the Hell caused you to think that?!!?” There was absolutely nothing in the marketing for this film that ever suggested it was going to be more than a feature-length wink-wink,…

Just buy rechargeable AAs. Amazon or IKEA have fantastic ones at low prices. You can then use them in whatever you want but not send them off to landfill when their charge runs out.

Then what would this blog be about? Huh? HUH? You think those clicks generate THEMSELVES? You’re so ungrateful.

On the topic of rechargeable battery packs, it’s tough. An official “Xbox One Play and Charge Kit” looks like it goes for $25 USD, and the off-brand copycats on Amazon have really spotty reviews. The official kit says they last for 30 hours, though people report less than that, and in my experience the max charge…

You lost me at the title. Why aren’t you using a rechargeable pack? 

It was a great DIY custom mode that everyone who had that friend who always picked Oddjob came up with.

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That is a very convenient attitude to take for someone who hasn't had to carry generations worth of torment on their shoulders. 

I always thought that the attack helicopter joke was because people were trying to identify as horses and dragons and other bullshit.

Would you kindly point me toward the information that we now have bills to legalize pedophilia and incest? Or is that just on the websites that you frequent?

My friend and I once beer bonged a bottle of Zinfandel a piece. It was frowned upon for multiple reasons, I’m sure.

The fuck is wrong with you? Just overall? Is there that much allure to being an unabashed cock online, in 20-fucking-18?

Freeze some of the white or rosé wine you are planning on drinking. Add the frozen wine cubes to your glass while you sip and enjoy it. Win/win.