I lol’d because it’s true. I live near a Northside stadium that holds over 10,000 people and is nicer than where some FCS schools play. High school football in Texas is a bigger deal than it should be.

You know, a weird thought just occurred to me: maybe, and hear me out on this one, but maybe they take high school football too seriously in Texas.

She doesn’t understand what a hate group is, does she?

Can we file this under “WHO FUCKING CARES ABOUT ELISABETH HASSELBECK”???

I really miss Jon Stewart.

She espoused ignorant conservative dog whistle views for years on the View. That and the color of her hair gives her all the journalistic bona fides Fox needs.

Why haven’t Fox News anchors been labeled a hate group?

As far as I can tell, Elizabeth Hasselbeck is on FoxNews because she stood up to Rosie O’Donnell a few times on the View. She’ll be going the way of Palin soon and end up on One America News, the channel for people who think FoxNews is a Socialist Plague.

You know how every time an unarmed black person is killed in a confrontation with police, and BLM sympathizers get mad about it, conservatives/racists/Fox News stans/general assholes are all like, “but you don’t know what happened, wait for the facts to come in, maybe this person was a criminal who was trying to kill…

I’d like to vote her back ONTO the island. Far, far away from television cameras and mass communication and humanity in general.

This type of rhetoric is so fucking dangerous. They are going to get more people killed.

“I can’t believe I’m on a ‘news channel!’”
Neither can we, Liz.

“Some people are saying” and “I’m just asking questions” is nothing but cowardly anti-journalism. Fox News is not real news.

I love that she starts off by saying “the black lives movement.”

Fox News: Where black people being alive is the most hateful thing they can think of.

Here we go, the internet cowboy tough guy swoops in and deals out his tough talkin. Oh, victim blaming is a term only used for rape victims? No. It’s a term used by any and all douchebags who might, for example, look at a guy who fell victim to a group of somewhat-known scammers and say, “wow! He sure is dumb” instead…

This green one is pretty awesome. But for the most part I agree with your color stance. It also HEAVILY depends on the model. A C2 is going to look good like this, but a C6 would look like vomit.

The garage is analogous to everything else Fieri does: it's the blandest, most broadly appealing version of "Wild & Wacky". It's what milquetoast 50-somethings see as "hip & with it".

Guy Fieri's taste in everything seems to be rooted in what every yellow-loving 8 y/o boy thought would be cool in the 70s. 40+ years later, Guy has stayed true to his 8 y/o cringe-worthy self.

I'm gonna go whisper sweet nothings to my Corvette now and reassure her that she'll never go to Guy Fieri's house and end up with a truly unfortunate paint job. Yellow Corvettes may do it for some girls, but not this one. Silver, grey, blue, or red, others need not apply.

You know, there's nothing actually wrong with the Stingray or the Chevelle in and of themselves. I'm not a huge fan of excessive chrome, but those wheels are far from the worst I've ever seen.