Looks pretty accurate to me!

Anyone who is complaining that a poorly shaped Pizza Hut pizza “ruined” their Valentine’s Day has an extremely different values system than I do.

I’m confused here about the role of this James Dolan person. I remember all of the 1990s and it was clear to me then that Michael Jordan was the one who owned the Knicks.

Murano cabriolet. There is at least one of theose abominations in that development.

“The plane is an eyesore!” -Some guy who probably owns a Nissan Juke

MassSox just doesn’t have the same ring to it. I suppose they could always move to Cummington though.

Fielder’s Choice will be followed by Kellyanne Conway’s new cooking show, Defensive Indifference.

It’s disrespectful for the champion talk to the number 2 guy like that.

How did they get Chris Carter on the cheap? The truth is out there...

Having grown up in Philly, I really don’t see why you need the stadium and the jail to be separate places.

Madden has ruined football games for a lot of gamers out there. Sorry boys

You can’t expect to wield supreme executive power just cause some watery tart threw a sword at you!

Whatever you choose, it will never be good enough.

I’m just sorry I can only give you 1 star... bitch!

I don’t understand why the press never ask him really specific questions. Ask him to name one black person other than Fredrick Douglass, MLK, Ben Carson, and that chick from the Apprentice. A work of literature by a black author he found inspiring. To name 5 countries in Africa.

Good for them. It’s usually the Trojans getting fooled by something hidden on the inside.

No, this was totally out of line. It’s not Snoop’s place to teach American kids bad words their parents don’t want them to hear. We have the current President of the United States for that.

Kpassa amigo!

I wasn’t expecting to get another article just as great as the Bagwell Bar Mitzvah in the comments section.

Revd up lahk a douche