If you have nudes on your phone, first that’s dumb. Put them on your home computer in a 32 character password protected zip/rar file.

But if you insist that your personal fun pictures need to be on your phone for whatever reason. LOCK YOUR DAMN PHONE!

If the FBI can’t crack a cellphones security then little 16 year old…

The visual effects look fantastic.

I don't think Trump has any Secret Service staff at this point. MAYBE a security advisor but not a detail.

Because he's a fucking alien who, so long as the sun keeps yellow, will always look much younger than he is. Barring some greys.

I haven’t logged into my copy of animal crossing since my favorite villager, Dolly the duckling, moved away while I was delirious with fever two years ago.

Minogue had the name before Jenner. She wins. Next case?

I’ve always hated those “moving but not moving” rides.

The VA also refuses to pay for the high dose flu shot.

I love pickles. I’m one of those pickle lovers that will pound back the brine.

The devil animals of Australia have gained access to the Internet and are parading their less threatening brethren before us to lull us into a false sense of security.

I was really hoping they’d have some questline that sent me to wipe out raiders or something and then they’d chill the fuck out.

If it's like the other difficulties and can be toggled on or off whenever the player wants, sure. Play through until your supplies are in good shape and then crank the challenge.

Fat stupid Americans, pompous French.

It’s Deacon. If you’ve travelled with him you know he’ll swap into clothes for disguises.

If she wants out of the contract make his life hell until he releases her. That's just about the only way it will happen at this point short of buying out her own contract (assuming that's an option and she has the Capitol to do so).

Save up for bail now.

Step 1: steal underpants

Seriously. Proprietary Memory cards sold for a ridiculous price. Who at Sony thought that was a good idea?

Remember Buu kinda destroyed the old HTC.

In other unrelated news, the population of Venezuela has decreased drastically over the last week.