foolishlamb
foolishlamb
foolishlamb

Not sure how “my wealthy Mexican grandfather killed a dog on his ranch” equates to “you silly Americans and your distaste for animal cruelty” but mmmkay

My grandfather owned a farm in Mexico. He NEVER killed his dogs. One of his dogs had a terminal disease once and the vet said it was useless and my grandma kept it at home and took care of it until it died. #notallmexicanranchers

I’m a poor who gets SNAP benefits. Yep, I said it. Mr. tidymaze is on disability and I was woefully underemployed for a while (job situation is much improved and will get better).

In related news, Missouri State Representative Rick Brattin reveals that he knows nothing about (a) steak or (b) how grocery stores work.

The hot pack sticks to the inside of the underwear and experience has taught me they don't restick well. even if I could stick it to my skin (not advisable, as it gets ridiculously, painfully hot that way), I wouldn't because I'd end up ripping out all the hair on my mons pubis, which has some hair because I bleed

you can avoid the sticking problem by sticking directly to your skin. at least it works ok for me with the ones from costco. will never want to suffer a period without them! the shoulder ones fit nicely on the abdomen as i've never seen the abdominal one there. (they probably charge more for it anyway.)

if you had better reading comprehension you'd be able to understand that i agree with you and DGAF about period empowerment in north america really — however, it's good to know that you shit your pants every month for a week straight bro

"My husband is from Italy, and if I judged him based on the words that he misuses in our English language he wouldn't be here today."

Hey, if I knew synthetic children were an option, I would have gone for a model that listens when I tell her to.

Says "Mr.-collar-holding-my-head-on-because-I'm-secretly-like-that-girl-in-The-Yellow-Ribbon." What ever.

I've been known to do this on occasion. It's because while paper towels aren't soft, they're durable. That means I can blow my nose with reckless abandon in the hopes of actually clearing it out without the fear that snot will just break through and cover EVERYTHING IN ITS PATH.

i would. i never did anything stupid as a teenager. i also think that most teens aren't the irresponsible narcissists that we make them out to be.

Everything after Doakes died was the worst.

"I don't need social media for validation from strangers except when I'd like their money."

This is the first listenable Limp Bizkit song that I've ever heard. Who knew that all it would take is a little Jerry Seinfeld?

Was there ever a band so mysteriously popular yet completely without any redeeming qualities whatsoever as Limp Bizkit? Creed? Nickelback?

My fav facial shade comments to Cumberbatch are 'ugly Renaissance baby' and 'Butthead'.

Benedict Cumberbatch looks like if a shape shifting alien heard secondhand what a human looks like and then just tried his best.

I made a post to plzprettypuss2 trying to explain what you're saying in a different way. It all boils down to if you wouldn't treat a non-Autistic kid this way, don't treat an Autistic kid this way. Therapy should be for coping with the world, not "acting normal."

That's not what they're saying.