I mean, the FDA shouldn’t ban a product based on a bunch of personal testimonies.

I mean, the FDA shouldn’t ban a product based on a bunch of personal testimonies.  I believe there is a decent amount of medical evidence supporting a ban though.  Canada is heading that way:

As someone in Stage 3 kidney failure who gets frequent kidney infections (it’s been 25+ years since I’ve had a simple bladder infection) ... I’d advise others to take this under advisement. I have a penicillin allergy and my infections are resistant to nitrofuratonin, bactrim, and septra so I usually have to take…

For basically all crushes childhood-teenage years: avoid any and all interaction with them hoping to not even so much as cross their paths as the mere sight of them terrified the ever-loving shit out of me so the slightest notion of even talking to one was just outright. You weren’t there, but I’d say my efforts were…

That’s a very metal computer. 

aww, I love crossbodies! (my computer just autocorrected that to “crossbones.” which I also love.)

But did you get better?

But then you’d just end up with a Brontësaurus. 

Yes we are pissed. Vaccinate your damn crotch goblins, neurotypicals!

What a surprise, it’s being funded and propped up by people whose environmentalism isn’t about about tackling problems but simply “science is evil and will destroy us” Luddism.

CCtv of the suspects (one for UK Jezzies?)

The only “bad” food is food that has *gone* bad (i.e. rotten or moldy food).

I inadvertently did a Coachella-esque mani. Feathers, glitter.

“Now, we both know that consenting adults don’t always think smartly sometimes.”

All life is SACRED. Abortion is MURDER. And we will KILL YOU if you have one.

Curious what your position is on the common working class family, some of whom might be waiters themselves, who deserve to have that occasional family outting, but may not neccessarily be able to afford a 20% tip. Do we tell them to stay home and not live life, not create memories, not take a breather together as a…

Played System Shock for about 168 straight

Incorrect: Luke Skywalker is the best Joker.

I think in your first article about Tia, it was mentioned they had a “trained psychic” on board. Not an untrained psychic, mind you, but a trained one.

Here’s my thing with pranks. They’re best when they’re confusing, reversible, tedious, and/or absolutely pointless. Elaborate preferred, but optional. Nothing should be damaged, and no one should cry.

Other people have listed some better kid examples, but consider: filling a room with balloons. emptying their dresser/cl…