Captain Syrup and Tatanga might be a bit too obscure, how about Nabbit and one of the fairies from Super Mario 3D World instead?

I, for one, am a master at masturbating!

This... is possibly the best answer to this question I have heared in my life.

Your Papers, Please, "Mario"...

"Comes with eight different hands to be used for playing with baby's toys."

10 PRINT "DUCK"

Oh my god, the Yogscast have done a thing, and they are very well known!

Nah, credit where it's due: Only 60% of Patricia's content comes from Reddit.

Three monitors on a Notebook?

"The Schwartz family"? Huh, didn't know that they got a name change during development...

Actually, it's an ancestor of Dr. Fred, called Captain Dred Edison.

The last time someone who worked for LucasArts back in the days talked about a game in detail and revealed some Behind-The-Scenes info, that game got a remake announced shortly after.

Making hats for TF2.

Where is Kickstarter when you need it?

The Sims 4 Premium. Save on new packs with early access and exclusive items. Become a Premium member to get early access to three new packs, with exclusive items. Your Sims can throw a spooky costume party, camp in the great outdoors, and toast to the new year in style.

I love me some manly men.

...who was Kim Kardashian again, aside from a massive attention whore?

Mario sounds more like Conker if you ask me...

Can't tell if Kirby or Little Mac cosplay...

Why? The PS4 is selling better than the XBOne by loads.