Couple of dipshits. I just let aggressive drivers go by these days, even if I have to slow down or speed up or modify my cruise one way or another. No point in getting in a pissing match or trying to pretend I’m dispensing street justice. I’d rather they just get the hell away from me.

Communication is the key to any good relationship... especially communicating that you’re going to wipe out your other’s junk food stash.

And not all whiskey was made using the tears of the virgin mary. No point in being snobby about the stuff grandpa chugs during wheel of fortune every night.

There are a lot of nazi fetishists. Doesn’t mean they’d like to repeat the holocaust, but these people definitely have some sort of fascination with nazis. It’s complicated I guess.

Those people sound insecure. If you have some super special single malt century old stuff, then sure, try it neat the first time without diluting it. If you’re just drinking your daily medicine and it’s nothing new, then do whatever the hell you enjoy most.

Yea, that video is a bad example for showing problems with the line. The top quarterbacks have the quickest releases, and don’t need a ton of time, which is why the extra moment stepping up in the pocket is all they need. Scrambling just destroys the routes and the offense’s play.

It’s fun watching dolphins fans get their hopes crushed so quickly every year. Most teams know they’re going to suck, but there’s still some hope every preseason in south florida.

The numbers are way more annoying. And it’s like he’s saying he’s just given up on trying to accomplish writing an essay at a 9th grade level. I’m filled with so much internet rage at these articles I could avoid reading...

Yea, these guys have active imaginations.

I wrote off all of the beauty care stuff as an overpriced scam preying on women’s insecurities, which much of it actually is I guess, but I’m starting to see that maybe some of it is necessary for even me.

I think I’ve gotten to the age where bar soap in the shower isn’t working well for my face anymore. I guess I’m going to have to figure out face washes, scrubs, moisturizers and what not... a whole new world...

Exactly. It makes it somewhat subjective when the game ends. I know I’m nitpicking and it doesn’t really matter, that’s just what seemed odd to me coming from other sports.

I know that. It’s just not clear if they would have had more time or if it was a last possible second buzzer beater, which ups the excitement. It’s the ambiguity which makes it weird.

Where do you live that that would cost only $100?

It takes away any buzzer beater possibilities. It’d be weird if, for example, a hockey game ended when the ref figures the 3rd period has gone on long enough and that last icing call should wrap it up. It doesn’t really matter I guess, but it seemed weird to me when I first started watching soccer.

Those are sport car seats, which are designed to keep you in place through a turn, not for comfort. That said, I’m sure those are relatively comfortable, it just looks like some kind of goofy gimmick to me.

Just shaving it off doesn’t look good on everyone. Sure the combover is bad, but there are other options that aren’t trying to hide anything.

So conventional... much unfunny product placement... wow... very expected...

I had one pop out of my shoe when I picked it up and right before I was about to put it on... which is bad and good I guess.

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