Dammit. I loved it. Now I don’t. Can’t unsee the rusty plastic.

I was gonna take Tesla private, but then I got hiiiiiigh

Just make it last longer than these:

Just saw the Archer episode this week where Burt is dating Archer’s mother.

And also was on Archer.  The man gave me a lot of enjoyment over the years, it was good to see him get standing ovations when he showed up at Barrett-Jackson a couple of times, throwing out a couple of salty lines and generally soaking in it.  

This man is the reason I took delivery of a Black on Black Trans Am with the requisite T-Tops 2 weeks after college graduation. RIP, Bert.

rest in peace, Turd Ferguson.

because some of us want to dump the clutch on torque monsters

That explains a lot about what has gone on at Audi.

Of course -- Audi lets engineers run the show. Customers pay the price :D

I don’t know about you guys, but 3-pedals in an EV might make me consider one.

Hammond initially believed some kind of gas was used. Later testing showed the gas was actually water.

Show me on this die cast model where you touched the car

I’m assuming these burglars were hired by some automobile company that wanted to recoup their losses on a vehicle of theirs that Hammond has destroyed.

Man, it’s getting to the point to where you won’t even be able to touch yourself in public.

We can still touch the owners though, right?

Counterpoint: touch the cars. You won’t hurt ‘em. They will be fine. Get your grubby mitts all over them. Someone can just wipe the prints off later. No harm done.