for months I swore that Tattoo liner was totally overhyped, absolute crap, smudged all over the place... before realizing I had bought the Ink liner, not classic Tattoo.

for months I swore that Tattoo liner was totally overhyped, absolute crap, smudged all over the place... before…

iggy azalea has a new album coming out in less than four months

When I die I will be buried in my Canada Goose (mainly because it is the most expensive item of clothing I have ever owned, or will ever own), but LL Bean has classic styles that are legit warm and well made and your Aunt Martha definitely loves hers! I just ordered their classic coat, which comes in petites and plus…

Daaaaad stop trying to be cool!

My thinking exactly - which is why I guess I want trump to stay in.

Question: if he drops out, does Pence become the nominee on ballots? Does Pence choose whatever VP he wants?

there’s something about his mouth that makes it look like it would be physically uncomfortable to keep closed.

I paid $15 for a monogrammed mousepad on Etsy and it makes my cubicle feel fancy as fuck.

You know, this reminds me of something that happened at a doctor’s appointment a few weeks ago. He said I really remind him of his daughter, which I thought was kind of odd, since it was the first time I’d gone to him. But in retrospect, I’m feeling pretty flattered- she’s a Harvard grad with a micro financing startup…

I know you’re being lighthearted, but this comment reminds me of the whole men-going-into-ladies-rooms-to-check-for-transgender-women thing.

42 days, 18 hours and 25 minutes until the polls close in Virginia and Florida and our long national nightmare begins its fluorescent death knell

nothing wrong with that! I just meant that I saw your comment before on HRC’s letter on the toast and was sad that it wasn’t getting more likes!

and here i was under the impression that the toast’s readership was, like, 85% jezebel readers

also there is no way you could convince me that he wears deoderant

it would totally be on some random channel like cinemax though

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*bites* “Friend! Stop moving! I just want to know you!” *bites harder*

Every time any site does a list like this, there’s some shitwad in the comments going like “WELL I’LL JUST SIT HERE AND WAIT FOR THE 5000 REASONS SHILLARY CAN’T BE PRESIDENT”

jesus fucking christ.

I want to get drinks with her and Hillary and Meryl.