Is the crowd more or less obnoxious than your standard warehouse party?

did she go to the american girl store? if so, I might actually believe her!

she wears short skirts i wear tshirts

She took the pills when she was 19 and living with housemates, who reported her to the police.

he’ll have to fight his own nose first

you know what porn category features sex toys the most?

Same. Rotten Tomatoes is my friend. For instance I never would have watched Spy off of the previews alone - it looked so absolutely forgettable, but after seeing the great reviews I watched it and loved it!

“A feminist,” Carly intones, in a snippet from an old speech, “is a woman who lives the live she chooses.”

thank you for my new motivational poster

I’m on long-term antibiotics for my skin, so they mess up the whole climate down there. I do take probiotics, but can’t eat yogurt due to a lactose intolerance. My doctor also said I might just be naturally prone to them because of my vaginal pH - I remember getting yeast infections when I was a little kid, even…

I wish - they always insist on me coming in just to make sure it’s not bacterial... even when I’m like, listen it smells like a goddamn wonder bread factory down there....

I’m sorry that she had to go through all of that surgery and trauma and have it all fail because of something so seemingly minor.

so good to hear that she’s fine.

Please make sure update this breaking news posts with all of the thoughts & prayers tweets from all of the Texas politicians who are eager to find a way to reduce gun violence!

Every American knows, in our heart of hearts, that aliens are real, UFOs are real, and the government is hiding a stack of skeletal little grey bodies from us in a deep-freeze in the Pentagon’s basement. Which is why it’s so cheering that Hillary Clinton’s campaign manager can’t stop talking about UFOs. I am serious…

This is beautiful: after reprimanding her last year over her Instagram,RFK Jr. has banned his daughter Kyra Kennedy from social media because she was rude to Allie Jones, formerly of Gawker, now at The Cut.

it really gets me how large estates are referred to as “piles”. like oh, hey, that 500-year old 50-room mansion we have in Scotland? just a pile of rocks!

Former speaker Dennis Hastert made his opinions clear on LGBT rights in the past when he tried to ratify a constitutional amendment to ban same-sex marriage.