In an interview with NBC News on Monday, Gov. Pat McRory called criticism of the law “political theater.”

she is going to CUT him.

spring is coming

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I fucking love Lonely Island. “YOLO” is one of my favorite songs in a non-ironic way. It’s the first time I’ve found Adam Levine to be extremely sexy. “Jack Sparrow” makes me pee my pants and also has one of the best gifs to send to a loved one:

wait what. Madeleine. i don’t understand.

It’s really great if you don’t actually pay attention to it! I’d love it if some DJ remixed it and removed certain lines...

can SOMEONE please tell me what a “metaphorical gin and juice” is? it’s so confusing and doesn’t sound appetizing at all JFC apparently I’m an old and this is really not okay.

Also - what about women who have transitioned to men? Are they going to throw a shit fit when they are forced to use the women’s room, due to being born with ovaries? I feel like that hasn’t been discussed very much.

ohohoHO that is an excellent point.

and both forever 21's and the candidates’ success has been based upon the exploitation of the working class in order to maximize profits!

It’s simply astounding how the GOP went from 16 (I think?) very different candidates and have ended up with 3 that nobody is eager to nominate.

the Trumps of the world

I keep saying this, but Trump and Cruz are totally different beasts (and I too think Cruz is worse).

Someone tell HamNo, CEO pay is one of his favorite issues!

It’s fiscally responsible AND reduces the horrific gender ratio in upper management!

Well, at least now there’s a solution to the whole “CEOs are grossly overpaid” situation: more women in executive roles!

mail-order brides vs. family reunions

“NO.”

his state of the union will be 127 tweets