i NEED to know the context of that gif.

Museum of Rural English Life, which has a treasure-trove of workaday objects like mousetraps

kate is this you

BEST NEWS EVER

Carson asked if his desire to fetch new suits at home makes him “an evil, horrible person”?

Rita Ora is not dating

Alright, this persuades me that I’m infertile! In the past 10 years I’ve had a couple serious relationships where we had unprotected sex on a regular basis...

prob should have said eggs in petri dishes

OG IVF? OMG.

The even more cynical might say TLC should have just been upfront about the whole thing and given them their own show. The most cynical yet could point out that in a world post the proliferation of IVF and social media, people making money off their unique (and not so unique) families are a dime a dozen.

so that’s a yeah?

i hear if you sleep with jeb! he’ll give you one of his 3 oatmeal sweaters

yes, but not because of any of your reasons.

how long until we get a “I went without makeup for a week and learned a lot about myself” article?

Motto’s initial contributors include Barack Obama, Lena Dunham,Michael Kors, Shonda Rhimes, Megyn Kelly, Danny Meyer, Jenna Lyons, Marie Kondo, Tony Fadell, Ina Garten, John Green, Kirsten Gillibrand, Jorge Ramos, David Chang, Robert Lopez and Kristen Anderson-Lopez, Alan Stern and more.

it’s the most exciting thing that’s happened in a long time no joke

“Some universities protect predatory professors with slaps on the wrist and secrecy, just like the Catholic Church sheltered child-molesting priests for many decades,” Speiers said in mid-January. “Students enter astronomy to study the stars, not the professor’s sex life.”

mine expelled itself

just got ungreyed

derail away :)