THIRD TIME AROUND

This is my little brother’s carrier, so if they pull that shit again there's going to be a MAJOR INTERNATIONAL INCIDENT when I come over and kick some ass.

*tap* *tap* *tap*

Good. I’m a mid-senior level admin (5 years experience) at a Fortune 100 company and recently learned that an entry-level (just graduated a month ago) male admin is making the same amount as me.

claim children from federally funded shelters

Sounds about right. I always pictured Lincoln as an Ellen Barkin or Michelle Pfeiffer type, so Kim will do just fine.

We should all be bosom buddies!

I want to be friends too! (unless we already are and I just didn’t know your name on there!!)

yay! added!

come play with all of us! a bunch of us are on it!

I’m on twitter! @fondueprocess, let’s play! (unless you’re already on and I just didn’t realize it because your name is different on there...)

Oh let me count the ways.

Just gonna put this out here on every Rob/Blac Chyna post

wait. wait. I’m like 10 episodes behind on Scandal - does this mean something terrible has happened to bae Jake?

really love that this live-blog is posted on gawker AND jezebel just so I can compare the comments and remember how much more I <3 you all

• Literally no one cares what Bristol Palin the entire Palin Family tree thinks about the Oscars anything.
  

you renamed one of your fake virtual cats kiefer sutherland

girl please I follow you on twitter and we are ALL this lady

Used to live in Bangkok. This trend is not even in the top 10 of creepy/weird shit going on there.