she can’t come to terms with the fact that literally the entire world is more 3-dimensional than her personality

was about to comment exactly that! after Orlando, she doesn’t seem that into famous people... except for that Bieber love triangle (JFC why has my brain made space to forever remember that)

I think I was a pretty easy teenager for my parents, so I have to realize that other people are more difficult, but I was totally appalled by my cousin’s behavior over Christmas (she’s 14, I’m in my late 20s). We went to a Christmas Eve party at a family friend’s house (who is her godmother), and she spent the entire…

I’ve got a bootleg fondue process version

this is a great point, however, i think he has always been a mama’s boy because he dared not defy her.

i’m pretty sure he’s not allowed to say he loves anyone more than his mother

you’re in luck I have over 100 photos of my ginger cat on my work computer

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an unkempt troll doll found floating facedown in a tub of rancid Beluga caviar

like I never would have guessed it but then IT MAKES SO MUCH SENSE AND IS THE MOST LOGICAL AND NATURAL THING IN THE WORLD

YOU DON’T KNOW MY LIFE

But he’s gotta get past the primaries. and as I wrote below, his down-and-dirty on-the-ground campaigning has been so half-assed. He seems to only be interested in swanky fundraising dinners. He may have half a chance in the general, but that means jack if he can’t get past Trump or Cruz in some of the early primaries.

Which is great for Schwimmer, but I can’t help but feel like if Ross was real and he didn’t end up with Rachel he’d totally be the type of guy to move to Asia, marry a local 15 years younger, and proceed to forever shit on “inferior” American girls.

oh she will be GREAT. I’ve never seen her acting on a subpar level and refuse to believe she’s capable of it.

The New York Times keeps acting so confused about why he’s not leading and then a day later will publish an article about how his campaigning is so half-assed that it doesn’t even seem like he’s trying.

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Kristin Cavallari was very publicly pregnant for ten YEARS.

I think I’ve been told it’s 9 months for all my life Anna you just turned my whole world upside down

okay so I’ve determined it says one of three things