I have no idea why but that damn clock is cracking my shit up right now.

Does this mean I need to start racing to comment on sad posts before you?!

The Kraken Cryken has been released.

I’m in the process of packing up years of files in my office, and luckily can blame my tear-y eyes on the dust. Crying and buying, indeed!

Kat and ca-poodle!

Kit and capoodle, am I right?

One of us! ONE OF US!

lowercase letters are a liberal construct

Heard she did with Bengha Zi, though. My grandma’s always insisted Hillary’s been batting for the other team!

Sentient Whoopie Cushion?

Burnt Orange Knock-Off Hermes Purse

If they’re not going to change the name, I say go full-hog. Shiny tights. Zazzy thong leotard. Tease your hair big and fluff up the bangs. Get grandma to knit you some crazy-ass legwarmers. Jazzercise is no place for overpriced Lululemon leggings and a tshirt you got from a 5k “fun run” that you were pressured into…

Just noticed she’s wearing leggings (or at least very opaque tights) - that does make me feel a bit better. It’s pretty much the same as a whacky 80s jazzercise outfit, yeah?

OK so here’s what I don’t get - if all of these candidates are all so pro-guns and pro-open carry everywhere, including schools, why don’t they allow people to bring guns into debates, conventions and other large gatherings of Republicans?

Testing 1-2-3 am I officially out of the greys?!

“Nothing gives me a raging hard-on as much as boning a prostitute in a brothel most famous for looking the other way while a famous guy with a history of addiction overdosed on illegal drugs!”

I’m rewatching the show and am appreciating Toby a lot more than when I watched it in high school. Politics in this day and age seems to have gotten more and more cynical, and so while his attitude was so much more negative than other characters, I think it was prescient of the times to come.

In an interview he complained about how his business has been impacted. What an asshole.

In one article he was quoted saying something along the lines of how unfair it is that his business has been impacted. Thinking about the important i$$ues!