The spiked shoulder pads, Berman grumbling, & Ice Cube mean-mugging is solely a tough guy act for the largest group of repressed, self-loathing homosexuals this side of a Ted Haggard-led “prayer retreat”

Can’t imagine what another record would sound like.

B-B-But fuk da police

The dirty tactics of Texas started in the 60s

WHAT IS HYPE MAY NEVER DIE

THE HYPE KNOWS NO BOWL BUT THE BOWL OF THE HYPE, WHOSE NAME IS CLEGANE

let’s hope so

THE HYPE KNOWS NO BOWL BUT THE BOWL OF THE HYPE WHOSE NAME IS CLEGANE.

There it is...I don’t know what to call it, but I know it peaked & died in the 90's. Grunge Angst? Glad to see you still got it.

‘Member Cady Cantrell?

Would, could, should, would’ve, could’ve, should’ve: without those, and left with the actual, it is readily apparent who I am choosing between the two. (And I didnt Brady bring up, btw)

This is great.

Starred for truth

Your “greatest QB of all time”, who isn’t even the greatest QB of that franchise,  pissed away the Superbowl against the Saints with a pick-6 when it mattered most.

The Hound will take the wight to King’s Landing.

CAPSLOCK TRIGGER-LEVEL ENGAGE

Proof there is such a thing as Hell

Tl;dr but starred for opossum. ‘Member opossum? They’re rarely called that anymore.

Whereas before it was called West Virginia, eh?

But they’re both so punchable