God, nobody around here seems to know what shade is.

I hope the right person finds this good dog. Here in NYC, you can’t leave good dogs like that unsupervised because people steal them and sell them to dog fighting rings to be used as bait dogs.

Everything IS bigger in Texas! Even the ripoffs!

There are zero Cubs fans on this staff. Samer is a Red Sox fan.

It’s a fool who looks for logic in the chambers of the human heart.

“John Doe 150" really puts the scope of this into horrifying detail. Kind of makes it hard to believe someone could be ignorant of the situation

Ok, whatever. I’m all for making fun of the BFIB even as a Cards fan.

So if you’re an unwavering JoPa supporter, do you:

My wife is from Central PA, didnt go to PSU nor did her relatives, yet they’re all “fans” of PSU even after the whole massive child molestation scandal because DURR!! FOOTBALL!!. They recently bought my 3 yr old son a PSU shirt which makes me wretch every time I see the damn thing. It’s going in the fucking chimnea…

Is a Jedi a legitimate career? I mean, it’s pretty cool, but it’s glorifying violence... And we all know that violence is never the answer.

Really bad time for a tangent. A black man was just murdered by the police.

$55???? Holy fucking shit, fuck you buddy.

And if they have a modern production system, they’ll finish assembly of a car requested to be delivered 6 months from now around 5 months and 25 days from now. That website doesn't really tell you anything about why around 1/3 of the cars built last quarter hadn't been delivered.

Couple grand to turn a wrench and change the ride height?

A nice set of coils is stanced? It’s just low. It’s not running super stretched tires, or crazy offset, or ridiculous camber. All you’d have to do to “un-stance” it is raise the adjustable coils.

Yes, setting a nigh-impossible goal of producing 80,000 vehicles in a year. How brave of him.

So, wait - how long does it take them to deliver cars? If it's over 5 days (within the U.S.,) their delivery trucks take a ridiculous amount of time to cross the country. If it's less, the math doesn't add up, at all. I would not be shocked if part of the "delivery" includes some final assembly work at the store…

When the cars can fully drive themselves there won’t be problems delivering them to customers.

Dealers may be able to move metal faster?

I love how she proudly points him out twice as “My husband”. Useful too, otherwise I would’ve assumed the fire rousted a hobo out from under the garage.