Look. These things are OK for someone who’s trying to eat less meat. That’s admirable. But the fact is they’re ultra-processed foods, which are increasingly linked to early death from everything. Cancer, heart disease, diabetes (complications). You name it.

Did I hit too close to home? Show me on the doll where my comment hurt you.

Or maybe it’s how we solve the Zombie Apocalypse! Impossible Brains! Indistinguishable from real brains!

Animals don’t create food. Plants do. Animals process plants, mechanically in the mouth, chemically in the gut, to extract their food. That food is already processed by the factory that is the animal’s digestive system before you even kill it. That’s basic science.

Looking at the comment sections of some of the articles about this...some of you really need to take a look in the mirror.

Real meat is built from plant protein that is mechanically separated by chewing, chemically broken down in the gut, and stored in muscle tissue. When you consider the fact that plants create food, while animals do not, meat is the most processed food you can eat.

Thank you. I went looking for a link to post to explain this, but you covered it before I got back.

More like The Grand Pinball Wizard

There has to be a twist

Oi! No bringing down Tahani by association.

Tahani Loren deserves respect, dammit!

Justice for Toyota Lasagna!

No wider implications. I’m just calling all Fox News correspondents exceptional assholes.

Tori Loman deserves better than that!

On the one hand, you have a valid point. On the other hand, being on the Republican team at this juncture involves either believing in or letting slide (which those that do try to paint as better, but I consider worse) such a raft of awful things that you already know what most of those characteristics are.

Is it bad that I pronounce it TIMMY! like from South Park?

I agree with Peter Kingsley.

It’s like Konami but more racist.

Rooster Cogburn always delivers.

“Fox News’ Tammy Lahren” You can stop there, I already know that she is an exceptional asshole deserving of ridicule.