Death penalty, obvs. If they’re responsible at all, they’re responsible for horrifically killing their own child, so we should treat them as the irredeemable monsters that makes them.

Only the most hubristic of people think this couldn’t happen to them.

If a bad thing happens, we need to find someone close to it and make sure a bad thing happens to them. Otherwise the gods will be angry with us and the crops will fail.

this is like repeatedly

Yeah but she totally owned the libs. What’s the more important priority?

I mean, Splinter house style dictates that Trump is no worse than any Democrat but Bernie. Given that, what’s wrong with agreeing with Uday?

I, too, believe that HIV needs to be cured by loving and accepting it for its essential goodness. That is a good belief that smart, reasonable people have.

Democrats, fortunately, aren’t 100% uniformly dumb racist trash like Republicans, so we’re pretty well inoculated against that sort of candidate.

Really, the only acceptable preference order for any position in government should be Bernie>being roasted alive>literally anyone else conceivable. We get that or else we’re worse off than with Trump.

Look, do you wanna own the libs or not?

Fortunately, Democrats as a party are much better than Republicans.

No, basically everyone with a political identity other than “The Democrats suck and I hate them” recognizes she’s a snake-oil saleswoman with horrifying substantive positions. She’s a fucking HIV denialist, for god’s sake.

Third, dude’s getting super pumped about a play that doesn’t even involve his kid. That’s awesome! It’s the objectively correct way to watch kids’ sports!

The only real sin is undermining the influence and authority of the powerful men in your community, which is what happens if you get to make any choices at all about sex and relationships.

It’s a real achievement by the The Fail to make even optical-illusion clickbait dishonest.

Right?! I’m honestly pretty bummed at the tone of this comment section. Dude announces every one of his personal, ethical, political, and metaphysical commitments is wrong, and...it must be some kind of con? C’mon. There are too many other people in need of hating to waste it on this guy.

I mean, pretty much everyone who’s not talking about taking a building down piece-by-piece uses ‘deconstruction’ nonsensically, so why not let Evangelicals join in?

Sounds like the goal was a kind of return to pre-modern transactional marriage? Parents arranging marriages for their children within the Evangelical community, reinforcing the bonds and hierarchies those people are so in love with.

Much respect, both for your moral/emotional toughness and for the phrase “died-again.”

That is indeed a super GIF.